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  2. 2 hours ago

    Just woke from the most bizarre dream. I was on a conf call w 45 & 11 lawyers while he role played seemingly endless scenes from movies he proposed would clean up his image. When I started laughing at his horrible acting skills, I found myself being chased secretpolice

  3. 51 minutes ago

    This year I'm going to be a good little millennial and start posting that have just been sleeping in my notebook. I'll bring them to life one day. Here's the first one: A houseproud struggles to prevent making her rose bush home look like a .

  4. 25 minutes ago

    Shane Dawson hasn't posted in quite a while. So I've been sleeping really well,no nightmares😂😂😂. His conspiracy theories were so scary! And the Logan Paul series was brilliant.

  5. 2 hours ago

    It finally happened. I woke up flailing in bed in the middle of the night, after having a dream about bees.

  6. Jan 4

    Perfect time to play Little Nightmares

  7. 30 Dec 2018

    Hey Mr. Thanks for the funny email We the people were ROFL. Its been over 570+ Hours since your so called last warning email which was your first email warning LOL Thank you for your IP & MAC We actually know who you are & where you live.

  8. Jan 3

    Hit and run suspect in LA area goes on 2-hour pursuit and now is in standoff with police on southbound I-5 near Camp Pendleton in San Diego County. Traffic is backing up several miles to San Clemente and causing a for commuters.

  9. Only I would accidentally wander into the red carpet at fashion week, surrounded by paparazzi with a black baggie full of steaming dog turds. .

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    Tim Curry as the clown in It (1990)

  12. 5 hours ago

    Just when I thought I had gotten my suitcase to the right weight my dad informs my mum she was weighing the case all wrong last night, ended up being 2kg under... And so more rearranging continues

  13. Jan 4

    Well this morning has been a 5 hours to go...

  14. Jan 1
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    Can l just ask how me being such a positive person can change my family's negativity around?🙏 it's great quote but l trying hard for this new year to go well coz last year was a 😒x

  15. 19 hours ago

    A sales rep I work with told me after she eloped her mother in law “surprised” her with a SECOND WEDDING with all the people she didn’t invite to the first

  16. Jan 3

    Yeah imma be your nightmare 👻 คิดถึง 🌌🌌

  17. 3 hours ago

    Woke up anime--style this , complete with odd breathing, because whatever my mind cooked up ended with all of the flesh of my palms being r i p p e d clean off.😱 Hopefully not an indicator of how this day's gonna go!..

  18. Jan 3

    Less than 90 minutes after her first dentist appointment, my daughter falls over in the bath and breaks her front teeth 🙈😬

  19. Jan 2

    Okay so I need someone who can design twitch sub badges and tier emotes , last minute plan changes ....

  20. Dec 31

    Sorry guys, tonight was BY FAR my ABSOLUTE WORST NEW YEAR'S EVER!!!! I just missed the countdown!!!! And that's only ONE of THREE HUGE DISASTERS!!!! Well, I guess I'll still ring in 2019 in Pacific Time with BC, California, Nevada and whoever else.

  21. 20 hours ago

    I bet ! I would definitely not be happy with if I spent £90 on something that RUINED my floor and table I would at least expect a free replacement!

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