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  1. Jan 5

    “How long have I had a cold? Since October 2017”

    49 replies 1,125 retweets 4,500 likes
  2. Jan 9

    Heading into 2018 like...

    3 replies 2 retweets 37 likes
  3. Jan 5

    Just in case you guys were wondering.. I’m teaching my niece great things and my family is still super proud of me.

    3 replies 1 retweet 27 likes
  4. Jan 9

    That post festive season feeling..."how did this happen?". 🤔😂

    2 replies 11 retweets 28 likes
  5. Jan 6

    It's that time of year again... 🤔

    3 replies 5 retweets 19 likes
  6. Jan 6

    Everyone is all "new year new me". I'm still sitting around smashing selection boxes in my jocks.

    2 replies 5 retweets 58 likes
  7. Jan 12

    Levi: I’m so proud of you for going to the gym Me: I know. Hey you have to try this trail mix! Levi: aspen....are you only eating the chocolate chips out of the trail mix? Me: it’s called balance

    1 retweet 24 likes
  8. Jan 10

    Retweet if your 2018 is off to a rough start also.

    1 reply 8 retweets 10 likes
  9. Jan 7

    It's 2018, but if you think that's going to stop me from blaring Jordan Belfort, slamming 4 lokos, and screaming "WHO DO YOU KNOW HERE!" Like it's 2015 then unfollow me because I don't need your negativity in my life

    2 retweets 19 likes
  10. Jan 16

    Last first day of classes! Did I purchase notebooks to bring with me for all four classes today yet? No. Is there a full box of cereal in my backpack? Yes.

    2 retweets 34 likes
  11. Jan 22

    Does anyone else get that tingly stomach feeling when you hear “sword and scale contains adult themes and violence...”

    5 replies 4 retweets 44 likes
  12. Jan 12

    It’s amazing what a solid workout routine and healthy eating will do to your life ☺️ (I’m Hungry, tired, grouchy, and I just want Chick Fil A)

    1 reply 3 retweets 12 likes
  13. Jan 5

    I've been out of work for three weeks because I've had bronchitis and I'm supposed to be working from home but all I've done is created a Pinterest board for my wedding and tag people in memes

    8 likes
  14. Jan 5

    Not smiling makes me smile

    3 retweets 32 likes
  15. Jan 5

    [1/1/18] New Year's Resolutions: - Spend less money on coffee - Wake up early - Make my bed [1/5/18] - Gets up at 10:45 a.m. - Bed is a mess - Purchased grande peppermint mocha

    1 retweet 29 likes
  16. 14 hours ago

    First PTA meeting of the year and I walk in late with my smoothie... 😂👑

    2 likes
  17. Jan 10

    Two hours into my work Holiday party and I was so drunk that I was dancing on table 51

    2 replies 22 likes
  18. Jan 9

    Why get thinner when you can get more dinner🍗

    31 likes
  19. Jan 8

    all of Christmas break and THEN a snowday and I still have yet to start my homework

    2 retweets 20 likes
  20. Jan 13

    If you want to see if a person has their life together just look at their car. Like mine for example, I lost my new inspection sticker because I haven’t cleaned out my car since thanksgiving.

    1 retweet 9 likes

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