Search results
  1. Apr 2

    Just said out loud to my dog ... your armpits just feel so amazing

  2. Mar 31

    Woke up the middle of the night, wondering for some reason, what the expression "enacting a Cheltenham tragedy" actually means... fortunately I probably know people who know..

  3. 5 Mar 2020

    As has become typical for a Thursday, i'm finding myself planning my entire work day around listening to "Mystery Hour" on with

  4. 13 Jan 2020

    New work phone, new for the kit in and a free from our Sergeant! It’s like Christmas all over again! 😆

  5. Apr 2

    New puzzle started, bit of Def Leppard after Completion of the Alice Cooper🧩Listening to

  6. 22 Jun 2019

    that's it! Belinda has taken over my life! Watching the 4th Harry Potter film and as Harry goes into the maze I'm thinking belinda must be there tied to a trellis!!

  7. 26 Apr 2020

    Knew this would come in handy after Christmas! Amazing what you find when tidying up! !

  8. 20 Dec 2020

    Every time I turn on my Xmas lights I make a little speech about how honoured I am to have been chosen to perform the switch on. 🤣

  9. 28 Apr 2018

    Not a bad place for a pit stop 👌🏼 - unbelievable view from Coom Hill ☀️

  10. 13 May 2019

    Is there a name for people who don't notice, don't mind different fonts and text sizes on Powerpoint/Keynote slides? Just the thought of it makes me shudder.

  11. Spotting someone you know on ........ then realising you don’t know them at all you just follow them on here 😂🙈 haha

  12. 18 May 2020

    Dr on Coronation Street "mitochondria create energy" Nooooooo. Hoping my students were shouting "release not create"

  13. Is it bad I’ve just actually liked Steps song on Graham Norton tonight 😄🎶

  14. Just got a delivery and it’s arrived in animal print paper! What a day, hair appointment and now this, it doesn’t get any better! 😂🤣😂

  15. 17 Sep 2018

    This is already my favourite fact today! It will be repeated at any opportunity- especially at dinner parties! (Do people still have them?) 😄

  16. 7 May 2019

    Our team came third in the Mamma Mia quiz tonight. I literally feel like I’ve won the bingo 🍾🍾🍾

  17. 14 Mar 2020

    Am I the only one sad enough to notice what looks like plates from a heat exchanger on Saturday night takeaway in the background? 😂😂

  18. 14 Aug 2018

    Lovely bit of frog-tography in the vineyard! 😂

  19. 21 Oct 2018

    Am I the only person who feels the world seems a better place when all your clothes, except the ones you’re wearing, are washed, ironed and put away?

  20. 17 Mar 2019

    Please tell me I’m not the only one who gets super excited when I get to the end of a plastic bottle and get to start the alternative ??

Loading seems to be taking a while.

Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.