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Just narrowly escaped being re arrested for having my release filmed but we're ok and in our way to nyc!
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I should I have been sacked too I wanted to score 20000 runs and take 2000 wickets
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Three year old 'put the dress on me so I can do the hooker dance.' Me 'oh shit, what has he overheard?!' Turns out 'hooker' and 'haka' sound the same coming from my toddler
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My parents just did the ALS challenge and once they were done they realized they forgot to nominate me.
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*chatting* She : Do you like anyone? Me : Yeah, you... She : Ugh, I have a boyfriend Me : Yeah, You ? She : Ohhh
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Phew. Very nearly ordered pig's trotters while on holiday in Harz mountains. Only intervention by a skilled linguist saved the day.
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Interesting that HUFC’s Trust had to find about their new owners from John Blackledge. It would appear this particular leopard isn’t changing his spots regarding fan involvement. Raising a glass to our club and our brilliant fans tonight.
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Good job we haven’t reached 4K followers.
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I started out as the driver this morning (rural highway driving is my jam) & managed to swap with Tim just before we got to Chicago traffic.
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Apparently in the 1950s Wick was found to be too wet to test nuclear weapons. We could have been the Marshall Islands.
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Just nearly took a FaceTime call from a friend before realised I have my "toxic pink" lipstick on,
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Omg!! Yuck! Also, I think we might all have superhero genes.

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I narrowly escaped a mouse this morning that was dashing all over the shop, now I’m in a glass studio with a SHUT DOOR and I look into the next studio and there’s a mouse running about under the desk...
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I said 'Just take one please' to the grim reaper on my doorstep. He chose a twix.
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Have been watching the snooker as a distraction and all I can say is that the moth was lucky McGill clocked it first
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Had to write a love poem.....so I did one abt that most challenging of relationships, running!!!
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Thank you weather Gods! We may have performed in rain tonight but on the drive home the rain turned BIBLICAL.
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#NarrowEscape Today death looked at me direct in the eyes through an accident, I was like "Walumbe, hold it there, I got 70+ years to be here". And God said "That's my girl, I have better plans for you". So here I am safe and sound, saying thank you Jesus

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Thank god for that, for a moment I thought it was stickers.
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‘watch yer step, honey,’ said the bee
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