Search results
  1. 5 May 2014

    Just narrowly escaped being re arrested for having my release filmed but we're ok and in our way to nyc!

  2. I should I have been sacked too I wanted to score 20000 runs and take 2000 wickets !

  3. 18 Oct 2018

    Three year old 'put the dress on me so I can do the hooker dance.' Me 'oh shit, what has he overheard?!' Turns out 'hooker' and 'haka' sound the same coming from my toddler

  4. 19 Aug 2014

    My parents just did the ALS challenge and once they were done they realized they forgot to nominate me.

  5. 10 Apr 2017

    *chatting* She : Do you like anyone? Me : Yeah, you... She : Ugh, I have a boyfriend Me : Yeah, You ? She : Ohhh

  6. 12 Aug 2018

    Phew. Very nearly ordered pig's trotters while on holiday in Harz mountains. Only intervention by a skilled linguist saved the day.

  7. 21 Mar 2018

    Interesting that HUFC’s Trust had to find about their new owners from John Blackledge. It would appear this particular leopard isn’t changing his spots regarding fan involvement. Raising a glass to our club and our brilliant fans tonight.

  8. 17 May 2018

    Good job we haven’t reached 4K followers.

  9. 2 Sep 2018

    I started out as the driver this morning (rural highway driving is my jam) & managed to swap with Tim just before we got to Chicago traffic.

  10. 7 Dec 2014

    Apparently in the 1950s Wick was found to be too wet to test nuclear weapons. We could have been the Marshall Islands.

  11. 11 Sep 2016

    Just nearly took a FaceTime call from a friend before realised I have my "toxic pink" lipstick on,

  12. 10 Jun 2017
    Replying to and

    Omg!! Yuck! Also, I think we might all have superhero genes. 😱

  13. 8 Jun 2018

    I narrowly escaped a mouse this morning that was dashing all over the shop, now I’m in a glass studio with a SHUT DOOR and I look into the next studio and there’s a mouse running about under the desk... #🐭

  14. 31 Oct 2016

    I said 'Just take one please' to the grim reaper on my doorstep. He chose a twix.

  15. 3 Oct 2018

    Have been watching the snooker as a distraction and all I can say is that the moth was lucky McGill clocked it first

  16. 15 Jan 2018

    Had to write a love poem.....so I did one abt that most challenging of relationships, running!!!

  17. 16 Aug 2017

    Thank you weather Gods! We may have performed in rain tonight but on the drive home the rain turned BIBLICAL.

  18. Today death looked at me direct in the eyes through an accident, I was like "Walumbe, hold it there, I got 70+ years to be here". And God said "That's my girl, I have better plans for you". So here I am safe and sound, saying thank you Jesus💜💜💜

  19. 3 Apr 2017
    Replying to

    Thank god for that, for a moment I thought it was stickers.

  20. 29 Jul 2016

    ‘watch yer step, honey,’ said the bee @Team4Nature300

Loading seems to be taking a while.

Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.