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  1. 4 hours ago

    Technology and social media is opening up the world for our kids. It's a brilliant resource but must be used wisely. Here are 11 tips for parents

  2. Jan 3

    When your 1 year old makes a fart noise in his pushchair behind a bt engineer bending over must be one of the most embarrassing moments so far... takes after his dad

  3. 8 hours ago

    There are many things I could have been doing whilst my baby napped. Drinking coffee and mindlessly watching Peppa Pig was not at the top of the ‘most useful’ list

  4. 5 hours ago

    Finally clearing out kitchen cupboards in New Year attempt at reinstating some order to this chaos. Expect multiple exclamations of ‘Ah, so that’s where it was!’

  5. Jan 3

    Does anyone else’s child have to trash their bedroom before they go to sleep or just mine? 🤦🏽‍♀️

  6. 8 hours ago

    Son: Why did the bear have no teeth? Me: 🤷🏼‍♀️ Son: Because he was a Gummy Bear 🐻 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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  7. 5 hours ago

    not many things better than an empty washing basket👏🏻 prob be full again by tonight 🙄

  8. Jan 4

    You know you are tired when you go to pour squash into your tea 😂 😴 need sleep. X

  9. 10 hours ago

    Just loving life right now🤦🏼‍♀️😫 who knows if she’s asleep??!!

  10. 2 hours ago

    My biggest girl made me a card and I feel loved.

  11. Jan 3

    Love it when you strap the kids in the car, go to turn the engine on and realise that the battery is flat because you left the boot open...

  12. 3 hours ago

    I’m sure that Julia Donaldson must have written A Squash And A Squeeze after taking her Christmas decs down. Cram loads of Christmas tat into your teeny tiny house for 3 weeks, take it all down & suddenly your house is massive!

  13. I have got one tired ratty baby who has skipped a nap today, is clumsy as anything amd has another thing coming if she thinks she is even going to dream of napping now!

  14. 3 hours ago

    This is life... After pampering myself took a back burner for the past year or so, today was the day to get my footspa out... (thanks to my amazing husband) My little cutie is…

  15. Jan 3

    Stranger: How old are you? Me: In people years or Mom years?

  16. How is my baby girl wide awake at this time 😭😭

  17. 7 hours ago

    There are many reasons I hate baby shark. But if singing “run away do do do do do” will always encourage my toddler to walk faster when needed I’m prepared to let it stay.

  18. 3 hours ago
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    I never realised how messy my kids were at eating until the dog ‘left’ I should have called her Dust Buster 🐶

  19. Jan 4

    Explaining to your son that it is not 'Son of a Ditch.'

  20. 5 hours ago

    2 boxes of sorted out toys and clothing taken to my local and details for gift aid given - don't forget to gift aid if you can! 👍🏻

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