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I smelt a shot of patron, I swear I felt like I got drunk just by smelling it.
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Having to wait until kids fall asleep to watch a show of your own choosing.
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I’m new to this twitter thing!
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King size bed and I’m falling off because the six year old is taking up the rest of the bed
I also kept waking up to an elbow in the eye. Happy Wednesday everyone
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I, no lie, don’t wash my shirt everyday and I wear it on stream. Lmao...
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I wonder if I can somehow trick my kiddos into thinking that taking a nap is some kind of competition. I could use one!
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To my college kid home on break, return my shampoo and conditioner so I don’t have to use your dads shampoo again and smell like I have man hair. I will sell your car if you don’t return them.
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My son trying to sing
#Inmyfeelings: “I’ll show him how to net burp. Net net net net net wurt.”
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And it’s a wrap! Jayce is out for the night, making me not wanna do anything besides cuddle up with him
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Day 2 of GWL: I'm losing my mind...but the kids are having fun!
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Would anyone judge me if I just left it this way?

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Any one else get sort of panicky watching people on tv driving and not keeping their eyes on the road?
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Worst Cinderella moment. I've been invited to a formal event and have nothing formal, no way to get something formal, and no mice to sew me a formal frock...at one point in my life I had a myriad of formals ready to go at a moment's notice. Now, not. Dangit.
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Why do babies poop after you change their diapers?! Why?!
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At least once per day I find something in my house that makes me ask one (or more) of the questions we were all taught in elementary school: Who? What? When? Where? Why? How?
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Me, coming home only to discover the girls playing with my new eye shadow palettes.
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How am I supposed to tell my cat that I can’t feed her whenever she wants because she’s overweight??? :/
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We’re now living in a house that’s being run by the same person who thinks you need to dive underwater to pull the plug on the bathtub
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