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  1. Jul 30

    Can someone please share the secret ninja skill of opening the ?!$& bag of rice?

    1 reply 1 like
  2. Jul 31

    Currently trying to help my daughter look for her candy that I ate last night

    3 replies 3 retweets 13 likes
  3. 20 minutes ago

    Every time I walk out the room when he’s asleep I come back to him awake then I gotta put him back to sleep ALL over again...

  4. Jul 31

    Last day visiting Son1 in B.C. and I’m trying desperately not turn into a mushball. I will not cry I will not cry I will not cry Ok. Realistically.... I will not cry until I get past security I will not cry until I get past security

    1 reply 14 likes
  5. 11 hours ago

    This whole week has been so rough. My sleep fighters kept on waking up super early, refused to take naps during the day, & wouldn't sleep 'til like 12 or 1AM. I wish sedation was an option, guys. As bad of a mother that makes me.

  6. Jul 26

    Hot and uncomfortable trying to sleep. Back pain is pretty bad, doesn't help trying to sleep with a toddler and husband in your person space.... This is why I need my own room to sleep!

    1 reply 1 like
  7. Jul 28

    If I've learned anything from pregnancy and breastfeeding, it's that I'd never voluntarily get bigger boobs.

    1 reply 3 likes
  8. Jul 28

    Two weeks away from my kids. Day 1: I don't know if I'm excited or homesick.

    2 replies 5 likes
  9. Jul 27

    Just ran upstairs thinking I heard one of my kids crying. Then I remembered they aren’t even here. I think I may call er a night.

    2 replies 15 likes
  10. Jul 23

    Woke up this morning with a cold boob. COLD because it leaked through my shirt. You know it's an exciting product when the creators can't wait to use it for themselves. For updates as we get closer to launch and CRAZY specials:

    1 like
  11. Jul 25

    If every day is a new day, why does it have to feel like I’m doing the same shit over and over again.

    1 retweet 1 like
  12. Jul 24

    Is it bad that I still tear up when dropping Harpie off at daycare....

  13. Jul 27

    Am I the the only one who can never find the remote

    1 like
  14. 1 minute ago

    When you get tired just looking at your planner.

  15. Jul 28

    When Harper is sleeping but I'm still watching Vampirina. Lol what.

    1 like
  16. 11 hours ago
    Replying to

    We need to make an umbrella that is attached to our diaper bag for this reason alone!

    1 reply 2 likes
  17. Jul 27

    You'll never understand true struggle until you've peed in a public bathroom with a baby on your lap

    2 likes
  18. Jul 24

    Toddler had a bad cranky evening and it escalated before bedtime to a full on tantrum. When I scolded him for throwing his toy he screamed “I want daddy!” for a full minute like daddy’s his lawyer or something and he’s gonna sue me

  19. Jul 25

    I'm literally holding Kiernan right now while he's asleep and looking at pictures and videos of him

    10 likes
  20. 1 hour ago

    Be thankful Thursday

    1 retweet 1 like

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