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  1. 31 Dec 2018

    To all the moms out there raising young men... thank you! You're raising the next generation of gentlemen... I'm raising one of my own and today he's 11...

  2. 13 Apr 2018

    This morning I was getting Parker dressed and he said "hey mommy" then turned around and farted at me and continued to laugh hysterically

  3. 28 Apr 2018

    I was really looking forward to being the mom of a cheerleader or dancer. Now I'm actually BEYOND excited to be THAT baseball and football mom

  4. 7 Jan 2018
    Replying to

    you’re not Jace’s mom anymore.

  5. 27 Nov 2018

    Dinner conversation with my seven year old last night was about poop. Dinner conversation with my seven year old tonight was about vomit 🤷🏽‍♀️😂

  6. 11 Mar 2018

    getting in the blankets, lights out finally closing my eyes nothing but silence and my son goes “HAHAHA. mom guess what i just farted ewww.” 🤦🏽‍♀️

  7. 30 Apr 2018

    From now on, every LEGO I step on is going in the trash!

  8. 19 Feb 2018

    braxton just peed everywhere 😭 all the way in the air & all over himself & me & my recliner & my blanket.... i panicked & didn't do anything but wave my hands in the air & screamed OMG OMG OMG 😂😂😂

  9. 26 Feb 2018

    On our way out the door and my child thinks it's funny to fart really huge before I walk out... He ended up sharting a little. HAHAHAHAAAAA 😂😂😂

  10. 27 Dec 2017

    Kayden's room is now half Mickey Mouse and half PJ Masks 😄 💙

  11. 1 Oct 2017

    After giving up 5 years of my life as a SAHM, my 8yo just asked me if I was a bum "since y'know you didn't have a job."

  12. 14 Jul 2018

    8 months old and "stop grabbing your penis" is already a staple in my life.

  13. 1 Mar 2018

    Noah: Mama! Look at my penis! It’s hard! Me: Okay. Good morning to you too. 😂😫💀

  14. 22 Dec 2017

    the doctor said "no caffeine"... that's a good joke right there, sir. 😂

  15. 18 Sep 2018

    “Mom, Can a thousand Red Ants kill you?”

  16. 26 Dec 2018

    Going out on dates, is more like interviews. You have to think about your child the entire time & if it will be a positive or a negative change in their life. Back ground checks? Hard questions? You do them all... You take time to weed through their life

  17. 16 Oct 2017

    All I want are kisses and cuddles but nooooo, I get nose boops and little feet jumping on my stomach.

  18. 19 Mar 2018

    Volunteered to be an assistant TBall coach, if they need me. This should be fun! :D

  19. 22 Dec 2017

    As I’m practically crying because i stubbed my toe on a chair ... Branson is hitting me w a book he wants me to read 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️😅🙄

  20. 8 Apr 2018

    Why are there certain toxic smells that you can physically feel?

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