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To all the moms out there raising young men... thank you! You're raising the next generation of gentlemen... I'm raising one of my own and today he's 11...
#timeflieswhenyourehavingfun#SingleMom#momofaboy@MrsAnneTwist@DanneelHarris@realGpad -
This morning I was getting Parker dressed and he said "hey mommy" then turned around and farted at me and continued to laugh hysterically
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I was really looking forward to being the mom of a cheerleader or dancer. Now I'm actually BEYOND excited to be THAT baseball and football mom
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Dinner conversation with my seven year old last night was about poop. Dinner conversation with my seven year old tonight was about vomit
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getting in the blankets, lights out finally closing my eyes nothing but silence and my son goes “HAHAHA. mom guess what i just farted ewww.”
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From now on, every LEGO I step on is going in the trash!
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braxton just peed everywhere
all the way in the air & all over himself & me & my recliner & my blanket.... i panicked & didn't do anything but wave my hands in the air & screamed OMG OMG OMG 

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On our way out the door and my child thinks it's funny to fart really huge before I walk out... He ended up sharting a little. HAHAHAHAAAAA
#InstantKarma

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Kayden's room is now half Mickey Mouse and half PJ Masks
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After giving up 5 years of my life as a SAHM, my 8yo just asked me if I was a bum "since y'know you didn't have a job."
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8 months old and "stop grabbing your penis" is already a staple in my life.
#boymom#babyboy#penis#boysarebornperfecttoo#hisbodyhischoice#diaperdays#diaper#parenting#momlife#newmom#firsttimemom#momofaboy -
Noah: Mama! Look at my penis! It’s hard! Me: Okay. Good morning to you too.


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the doctor said "no caffeine"... that's a good joke right there, sir.

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“Mom, Can a thousand Red Ants kill you?”
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Going out on dates, is more like interviews. You have to think about your child the entire time & if it will be a positive or a negative change in their life. Back ground checks? Hard questions? You do them all... You take time to weed through their life
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All I want are kisses and cuddles but nooooo, I get nose boops and little feet jumping on my stomach.
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Volunteered to be an assistant TBall coach, if they need me. This should be fun! :D
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As I’m practically crying because i stubbed my toe on a chair ... Branson is hitting me w a book he wants me to read



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Why are there certain toxic smells that you can physically feel?
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