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  1. 19 hours ago

    "Sweetie, a mama has to have her coffee before she can battle dinosaurs." - conversations with my 2 year old😂

  2. Jan 3

    Marriage is hard. Marriage with children is even harder, I think. It occurred to me while laying in my sister’s spare bed that my children are watching my marriage. I’m teaching them what to expect and how to act. That’s something parents should remember.

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  4. 30 minutes ago

    It took 15 minutes to comb out my daughter's hair this morning.

  5. 4 : Mommy, when I grow up I will be as tall as you? Me : Yes! 4 : So I can reach the star on the [Xmas] tree? Me : Sure! 4 : So I can put biiiigg panties on? Me : Ye— Wait. What?? Couldn’t she have stopped at tall? Kids kill your ego, people!!

  6. 10 minutes ago

    I wonder when my baby will realize mommy can't really sing and sounds like a fog horn.....

  7. 30 Dec 2018
  8. 1 hour ago

    Good morning! One thing you're feeling good about? One thing not so good? Mines below 😊

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  9. 17 hours ago

    Someone was over tired and cranky

  10. 18 hours ago

    Plucked my eye brows and painted my toe nails. Now I don’t know how to act 🤪🙃

  11. 15 minutes ago
  12. 👶🏼 bumped her head & got so worked up, she promptly 🤮🤮🤮. Luckily my face, mouth, hair & body caught most of it. 🤢🤦🏼‍♀️😭 👦🏼 said if she’s gonna act like that she’d have to find somewhere else to live. 😂😂

  13. 14 hours ago

    I used to wonder what it would be like having 2 guys fight over me. Never imagined it would be toddlers. 😬

  14. I told the universe I wanted to have a baby when I’m 29. (Cause 30 was too cliche) The universe said bet! You’ll be pregnant at 28, have your baby at 29, and turn 30 six months later. I can honestly say, I’m really happy I waited to have a baby.

  15. My tiny human thinks 230 in the morning is a good time to get up and play... 😭❤️

  16. Jan 3

    When you finally have a day to yourself but decide to clean all the things instead

  17. 12 minutes ago

    A beautiful morning in sunny ☀️ Florida for a run! Still running in tank tops...no winter here!!

  18. 17 hours ago

    My 5 year old decided to tell me “sorry I was on the toilet for a long time. I was playing fortnite and forgot I was pooping..” why are boys so weird?

  19. 16 hours ago
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  21. 4 hours ago

    The music I play when I’m in my car alone vs when my child is with me.. vastly different.

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