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"Sweetie, a mama has to have her coffee before she can battle dinosaurs." - conversations with my 2 year old
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It took 15 minutes to comb out my daughter's hair this morning.
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4 : Mommy, when I grow up I will be as tall as you? Me : Yes! 4 : So I can reach the star on the [Xmas] tree? Me : Sure! 4 : So I can put biiiigg panties on? Me : Ye— Wait. What?? Couldn’t she have stopped at tall? Kids kill your ego, people!!
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Good morning! One thing you're feeling good about? One thing not so good? Mines below

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Someone was over tired and cranky
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Plucked my eye brows and painted my toe nails. Now I don’t know how to act

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M&M pancakes for breakfast
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bumped her head & got so worked up, she promptly 

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said if she’s gonna act like that she’d have to find somewhere else to live. 
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I used to wonder what it would be like having 2 guys fight over me. Never imagined it would be toddlers.
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I told the universe I wanted to have a baby when I’m 29. (Cause 30 was too cliche) The universe said bet! You’ll be pregnant at 28, have your baby at 29, and turn 30 six months later. I can honestly say, I’m really happy I waited to have a baby.
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My tiny human thinks 230 in the morning is a good time to get up and play...
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When you finally have a day to yourself but decide to clean all the things instead
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A beautiful morning in sunny
Florida for a run! Still running in tank tops...no winter here!! #running#Saturday#momlife pic.twitter.com/v8c39PkrOr
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Definitely a brain tumor.
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The music I play when I’m in my car alone vs when my child is with me.. vastly different.
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