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  2. för 2 minuter sedan

    Okay but can we add a little mom humor to our timelines because this picture I took a while back of one of my bows cracks me up!

    1 svara 1 retweet 1 gillande
  3. för 2 timmar sedan

    These are things we all need to know. via

    1 svara 5 retweets 6 gillanden
  4. för 3 timmar sedan

    Puzzle books... whoever invented these things hated parents.

    2 retweets 5 gillanden
  5. för 3 timmar sedan

    i knew my party days were over when my friend reached into her mickey mouse diaper bag to get a baby wipe for my wine spill

    3 retweets 17 gillanden
  6. för 4 timmar sedan

    There needs to be a support group for parents of threenagers

    3 svar 4 retweets 10 gillanden
  7. för 5 timmar sedan

    Me, finding a $10 sweater on clearance in my size: Eh... a bit pricey for my taste. Me, finding a $10 sweater on clearance in my daughter’s size: Man, I love a good bargain find.

    2 svar 2 retweets 10 gillanden
  8. för 7 timmar sedan

    Find out just how important your 's Gut Health is here>> << and don't forget to check the blog for a !

    30 retweets 5 gillanden
  9. för 8 timmar sedan

    I have days that I look in the mirror and think, “I look like a mom.” 😕 Then, there’s days I look and think, “nope, girl, you fine as hell.”😏

    3 svar 2 retweets 22 gillanden
  10. för 9 timmar sedan

    It's been almost four years since our eldest graduated high school but we are once again high school parents! Got my "mom" shirt to represent!

    1 svara 3 retweets 11 gillanden
  11. för 10 timmar sedan

    A FULL SET of T-REX'S!! 🦖🦖🦖🦖 New 👇🏼

    1 svara 3 retweets 10 gillanden
  12. för 14 timmar sedan

    If all else fails, at least my kids think I’m a comedian...also a rockstar...maybe even a superhero.

    1 svara 4 retweets 17 gillanden
  13. för 15 timmar sedan

    "THIS BOOK IS QUITE HEART-WRENCHING!"

    38 retweets 16 gillanden
  14. 10 aug.

    Bedtime negotiations be like... At bedtime: Go to bed now and I'll give you a hug, a kiss, and a story. 30 minutes later: Go to bed now and I'll give you my car keys, my credit card numbers, and my kidney.

    1 svara 12 retweets 38 gillanden
  15. 10 aug.

    L.O.L. Surprise Under Wraps UNDERWATER!!! New 👇🏼

    1 svara 6 retweets 18 gillanden
  16. 9 aug.

    What kind of voodoo to babies use to make you say to yourself, "I think could do this again" *me, thinking about a second child

    11 svar 11 retweets 105 gillanden
  17. 9 aug.

    Friend: There are so many kids shows where you never see the parents, where are they? Me: Hiding in the bathroom, duh

    4 svar 13 retweets 64 gillanden
  18. 7 aug.

    Idag har jag en skitdag på jobbet. Med de menar jag, skitdag som mamma. Tålamodet har ständigt testats idag och dagen är långt ifrån över. Kanske lite egentid hos frisören får en att ladda batterierna helt. Om jag nu inte somnar i frisör stolen 😅 chansen är rätt stor!

  19. 6 aug.

    I live in a madhouse run by a tiny army I made myself

    8 retweets 50 gillanden
  20. 5 aug.

    Taking a shower with a toddler in the house is similar to taking a shower while home alone after watching a scary movie. Keeps shower curtain open. Hears every noise in the house as a threat. Cuts shower short out of fear.

    11 svar 38 retweets 179 gillanden
  21. 5 aug.

    När den minsta vill ammas och den stora vill sitta i min famn 😂🙈

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