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  1. Jan 3

    I love my kids but I don't always like them. Real life.

  2. 20 Oct 2018

    I have a . There's nothing I hate more than doing dishes, so sometimes we eat off paper plates so that I don't have to wash real ones. It's not great but it's something I do for my sanity. And that's okay.

  3. 17 Jul 2018

    Sometimes I vacuum up tiny LEGO’s and I’m not even sorry.

  4. 21 Aug 2017

    : I gave my son a vitamin as his "use the potty" treat. I have no regrets.

  5. 17 Sep 2018

    Mom confession: sometimes I wish my toddler will throw a tantrum so I can put her to bed early and get a few min of alone time for myself

  6. Feeling Guilty... . Long day so I fed my kids pig in the blanks and mac n cheese.

  7. 12 Nov 2017

    I spilled the mega blocks. My toddler told me I was a bad girl and gave me a time out. It was the cutest thing ever.

  8. 16 Jun 2015

    the only reason I signed my kids up for swimming lessons is because Enrique the spanish lifeguard is smokin hot;) lol! ❤️

  9. 19 Jul 2016

    It's not even 10 am and I'm already sick of my kids. 🙄

  10. 4 Jun 2018
    Replying to

    I don’t know how many times a day I have googled “is it normal for a toddler to do__________”

  11. My just came home with and fresh hair cuts. They are running around & just as excited as the after a bath!

  12. 30 Mar 2016

    I popped my kids' rubber ball on purpose because it's constantly bouncing off all my furniture and I'm not sorry.

  13. 2 Oct 2015

    Sometimes I pretend like I don't notice that my kids didn't eat their veggies because I don't feel like fighting with them

  14. 24 Oct 2016

    Almost broke my neck tripping over a transformer toy. Threw that thing right down the stairs to make myself feel better.

  15. 16 Nov 2018

    I hate bringing my kids out to play in the snow. The whole thing from start to finish is miserable.

  16. 11 Jul 2017

    I know kids who ALWAYS want to snuggle can be v v irritating, but I would settle for kids who SOMETIMES want to snuggle rn.

  17. 1 Dec 2013

    I'm actually considering having paper towels over nighted so I don't have to take my 3 kids to Target.

  18. 31 Aug 2017

    I like having a picky eater sometimes cause I can enjoy all the food I love with no guilt for not sharing

  19. 1 Mar 2013

    I save my favorite foods to eat for during nap time. 🙊😂

  20. 10 Nov 2014

    Sometimes a momma just likes to sit in her car and listen to the radio, take a deep breath and scroll through her phone.

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