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I love my kids but I don't always like them. Real life.
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#momconfession. There's nothing I hate more than doing dishes, so sometimes we eat off paper plates so that I don't have to wash real ones. It's not great but it's something I do for my sanity. And that's okay. pic.twitter.com/Hbnx1zZCBk
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Sometimes I vacuum up tiny LEGO’s and I’m not even sorry.
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#MomConfession : I gave my son a vitamin as his "use the potty" treat. I have no regrets. -
Mom confession: sometimes I wish my toddler will throw a tantrum so I can put her to bed early and get a few min of alone time for myself
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Feeling Guilty...
#momconfession. Long day so I fed my kids pig in the blanks and mac n cheese. -
I spilled the mega blocks. My toddler told me I was a bad girl and gave me a time out. It was the cutest thing ever.
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#momconfession the only reason I signed my kids up for swimming lessons is because Enrique the spanish lifeguard is smokin hot;) lol!
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It's not even 10 am and I'm already sick of my kids.
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I don’t know how many times a day I have googled “is it normal for a toddler to do__________”
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#sons just came home with#dad and fresh hair cuts. They are running around & just as excited as the#dogs after a bath!#momconfession -
I popped my kids' rubber ball on purpose because it's constantly bouncing off all my furniture and I'm not sorry.
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Sometimes I pretend like I don't notice that my kids didn't eat their veggies because I don't feel like fighting with them
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Almost broke my neck tripping over a transformer toy. Threw that thing right down the stairs to make myself feel better.
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I hate bringing my kids out to play in the snow. The whole thing from start to finish is miserable.
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I know kids who ALWAYS want to snuggle can be v v irritating, but I would settle for kids who SOMETIMES want to snuggle rn.
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I'm actually considering having paper towels over nighted so I don't have to take my 3 kids to Target.
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#momconfession I like having a picky eater sometimes cause I can enjoy all the food I love with no guilt for not sharing -
#MomConfession I save my favorite foods to eat for during nap time.

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Sometimes a momma just likes to sit in her car and listen to the radio, take a deep breath and scroll through her phone.
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