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  1. 7 minutes ago
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    wasn't even a little funny then or even clever but now it's just sickening the bald "billionaire" with a bad comb-over

  2. Jul 23

    I should TOTALLY vape at my child’s school concert! fuck it, just go ahead and bong-it! Back off bitch while I spark this bowl! !!!

  3. 7 hours ago
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    nightmares of orange jumpsuits the bald "billionaire" with a bad comb-over

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  4. Jul 23
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    Hey Gym Did Jeffrey Epstein help set you with young boys?

  5. Jul 23

    Quentin Tarantino’s last three movies are his best!!

  6. Jul 23

    I should just try out these shoes for free for 3 months and get back to you.

  7. Jul 23

    that’s not a real badge, officer.

  8. Jul 23

    you should write me a prescription for 2,000 Vicodins, not 10.

  9. Jul 23

    a cheeseburger diet prevents most cancers.

  10. Jul 23

    you hit ME with your back bumper at this red light because you were texting and accidentally put it in reverse because you weren’t looking and you should just pay me cash for damage and suffering and not contact any lawyers...

  11. Jul 23

    to give me cash, not store credit.

  12. Jul 23

    these drinks are on the house. Thank you. Keep them coming. my father owns this club and if you lay a hand on me you’re fired! wait! My drink!!!

  13. Jul 23

    I don’t need a lottery ticket. I won! Now, hurry up and give me my MegaMillions. those aren’t sirens, it’s my parade!

  14. Jul 23

    this murder charge is to be thrown out, Your Honor!

  15. Jul 23

    take me and my bags to the penthouse suite and comp me!

  16. Jul 23

    I bowled a strike. All those pins you see standing there are not standing there. Strike! I’m making it as a strike!

  17. Jul 23

    I totally texted you back. you totally rocked my world. it’s not you it’s me. we agreed to see other people!

  18. Jul 23

    it’s all good, you don’t need to see my receipt, Costco.

  19. Jul 23

    I deserve paid time off this week.

  20. Jul 23

    I should be sitting in first class!

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