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A theologian discovers that the notion of “prayer” is actually an elaborate phishing scheme, designed to harvest data and exploit vulnerabilities that would otherwise remain well-kept secrets.
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Someone finds own photo on https://thispersondoesnotexist.com/ then discovers being an engineered consciousness stuck in a VR.
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Signs warn travellers of the skills they’ll need to cross the desert in safety: • Pebble sexing (by sight alone) • Crooning lullabies to scorpions • Starting a car’s engine using distant lightning • Leaving messages for the rescue party in the dew
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River tree's seeds are snake-like creatures which, once fallen, wiggle their way around & bury under a large rock. After seven years, the seedling grows explosively for one day, to become a "rock-on-a-stem". Witnessing this process is a good omen for sailors.
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Garbage collector gets told about future murders by asking "sorry, can you say that again" to bypassers who were not talking to him, who then can't remember that interaction. Some albino blind animal appears on the scene of each murder, but nobody notices.
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An itinerant physicist with a gardening passion discovers that the secret to time travel is simply thyme and travel.
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Nikola Tesla’s unacknowledged seventeenth child hunted for years for messages in the lightning, but it was only when he played the recordings backwards at high speed that he heard his father singing again the lullabies he’d sing before walking into the night.
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A special office has been set up in Texas to check the social security number of every stone that a sheriff finds in their shoe.
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Seven private eyes each hire a private eye, to hire an undisclosed 3rd private eye, to watch the 1st without them knowing who’s watching. But the 3rd private eyes notice 4th ones also watching their quarry, and hire 5th private eyes to discover who hired them.
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When the people tried to dig a tunnel so deep it would reach Hell itself, the Devil punished them by decreeing that the only sounds they would ever hear again would be those from the opposite side of the world.
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An insect collector finds a species of moth whose wings are engraved with the prayers of the dying. He tries to release his captives out of respect for their solemn burden, but they won’t leave him alone. “These messages are for you, Lord,” they whisper.
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A zoologist dissects a hailstone, and finds curled up inside it an embryonic snowman.
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A man reads his own obituary in the paper, finds his tombstone in a cemetery, gets his death certificate in the mail. His friends and family assure him that he’s alive. “This happens to everyone,” they explain. “We just don’t talk about it until it does.”
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He leaves to work the night shift, warning her not to watch Ch 19. She entertains herself with other stations, but in the end curiosity wins out. She is on the news, wanted for unspeakable crimes. He comes home, sees it in her eyes. “Drink this, forget.”
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A virus tattoos the infected with the enemy’s slogans, and the vilest insults against their own values. Some go mad and hack at their skin. Others learn to ignore the markings, and unite with survivors on the other side to celebrate the impotence of language.
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"Is this gluten-free?" I cry, as I slowly drown in a giant vat of pudding.
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Outside of Thebes stands a sphinx, demanding travellers pay $20 for a riddle and a selfie.
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An unemployed GI Joe agonizes over whether kung-fu grip should be listed as a skill or hobby on his resume.
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