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  1. 17 Sep 2016

    I wouldn't mind but it's just another f******g cooking programme with a fortunate chemistry fronting it.

    BBC woos independent producers after loss of Great British Bake Off
    2 replies 3 retweets 11 likes
  2. 3 Jun 2016

    Michael: are we seriously relying on the amed forces to unleash the potential of the British people?

    1 reply 1 like
  3. 20 Mar 2019

    Sat with my dog wishing he could talk to me

    15 likes
  4. 7 May 2015

    Kanye West has got a reaction from Michelle Obama after he likened her to Kim Kardashian. Red Tape V Sex Tape. Horatio V Phalatio

    3 replies 3 retweets 5 likes
  5. 5 Mar 2017

    Today Higgins claims will now carry 600k ppl per day, have cheap tickets,solve London house crisis

    3 replies 5 retweets 3 likes
  6. 19 Jul 2018

    ...and in the interests of balance, Satan's representative on Earth will critique the Archbishop of Canterbury.

    Tonight on ... an exclusive interview with Dr Joseph Goebbels on the legitimacy of extreme right-wing politics, our old Italian friend Benito Mussolini reviews tomorrow’s papers and direct from Asia, Genghis Khan looks at the weather forecast for the next week...
    1 like
  7. 7 Aug 2016

    NaMo is now trying to become everyone's darling and he will end up being no one's.

    1 like
  8. Jan 27

    Anyone know why I have the word 'Trust' in my diary for 4th February with me details?

    3 likes
  9. 4 Oct 2015

    Mourinho's outburst in full Ridiculous Mourinho! Eleven clubs in PL haven't had penalties yet this season

    2 replies 2 retweets 1 like
  10. 23 Sep 2014

    Rumour has it I will have submitted my PhD a week from now. Is there life on the other side....?

    3 likes
  11. 1 Sep 2015

    Right, this is seriously getting out of hand... 'Bae' is absolutely not real.

    1 reply 13 likes
  12. 1 Jun 2017

    When you get excited about a coach magazine cover!

    1 like
  13. 19 Mar 2015

    Tony Abbott has Lost the Plot

    1 retweet 1 like
  14. May 8

    My Just Two Things today. 1. Realising the annoying habits of living with someone for 40 years are endearments. 2. Giggling last night with .

    Notice ‘Just Two Things’ today and share them with a Retweet.
    2 replies 1 retweet 6 likes
  15. 6 Jul 2016

    Tsonga has two 4-set losses to Murray . Best he can hope for is another 4-setter. Don’t see him making another comeback

    1 like
  16. 5 Jan 2017

    Newsnight on Brexit , they've given up on any semblance of independence ,why do we need to be on bended knee to a collapsing EU?

    1 retweet 4 likes
  17. 10 Jul 2019
    Replying to

    The arsenal purse string holders would’ve only offered £10, a packet of space raiders & a Curly Wurly for him anyway

    1 reply 8 likes
  18. 16 Aug 2015

    Flawed, decent man Gordon Brown vilified by huge number of so called socialists. Like he's worse than Thatcher & Hitler combined.

    7 replies 7 retweets 3 likes
  19. 2 Apr 2015

    Ahem! SNP spending would "break hearts" says the man who broke the UK's economy

    10 retweets 2 likes
  20. 24 Aug 2019
    Replying to

    lolling as can’t see anymore.. 👓 litrally thought was mash in a pot with a frittata type thing.. now I’ve got glasses on can see it’s clearly NOT 😂😂😂😂

    3 replies 1 retweet 1 like

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