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Fuck it, if the team leader asks me to talk again in private, I say I quit. I had enough.
#lizardproblems#officelife I quit, I quit, I quit, I'm the heck outta here. Leave me alone.
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Would cooking oil help this lizard slide through?
#LizardProblems pic.twitter.com/gLqGTbbgag
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Meh... It's winter. We're less active.
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In the "fight/flight/freeze" model, I usually choose "freeze". Cause I'm a lizard. A stressful conversation? An accusation? I lose my ability to speak, I drop the tail and play dead.
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During the week I'm low-key relieved as every day brings me closer to the weekend. But on Sundays I can only think about getting back to work. So unhappy. So ill.
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Any suggestions on how to motivate a 6lb
#iguana to move? Asking for a friend...#lizardproblems -
I think at least 25% of my time working at my desk is spent putting on and taking off a sweatshirt over and over forever
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taz was alive for like 8years and I still dunno if taz was a girl or boy
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Ugh. TFW you’re still lying under it and the electric blanket safety override clicks it off.
I wasn’t done baking yet mr. safety.
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When I walk back from my Korean class, I pass multiple jewellery stores and wedding boutiques, which causes minor pain in my single ass.
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Two facts about my job: 1. It's dead boring. I mean it. I literally copy numbers from one screen to another and that's all. 2. The salary is fairly good. I'm conflicted here. How much money can I earn before my brain turns into a lump of dried gum?
#lizardproblems#officelife -
That sounds great! But please make sure y’all have some in XXXXXS. He has trouble finding his size in most clothes
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You won't believe that the thing I forgot to pack is warm socks for bed. Time to put the heating on and build a nest of two comforters. Good night, babies!
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My butt hurts from sitting in the office
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Ugh, honestly I can't even guys.
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I'm very upset with my coworkers laughing so loudly all the time. There's nothing remotely funny in their conversations. They laugh to release the tension and to appear friendlier/cooler. I don't have this program in me.
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I left Mr. Lizard unattended with his food. The food is no longer in the dish but I'm not sure he ate it.
#LizardProblems#HairlessDogWontHunt#HeHasAReptileDysfunction
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