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  1. Oct 29

    I have been busy working on the Book of Lists this week and neglected to post a photo of the baguette my daughter and I made in an online baking class Tuesday night. I made French toast the next day.

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  2. 22 hours ago

    Just try and catch'em! 😂

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  3. Oct 29

    What they don't teach you about parenting: Part 1 😂

  4. Oct 28

    Why do our kids suddenly need us, with urgency, while we're trying to pee in peace? Asking for a friend.

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  5. Oct 22

    How half term is treating us so far (and we’re only on the inset day at the beginning).

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  6. Oct 28

    Tonight we begin the process of shifting the clocks by 15 minutes until everyone is ready to go back to GMT when the clocks change.

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  7. Oct 24

    When I walked@out of Moda and could hear you, I said to my friend, “Oh he is sick!” Not the good kind! Feel better.

    Replying to @HoopStoryteller @mdhhoops
    Thanks for listening and sticking with my voice crapping out!
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  8. Oct 22

    Today is funny 😆 - edition.

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  9. 10 hours ago

    Or sell him on Amazon.🤷‍♀️😂 . . .

  10. Oct 28

    "Mamas, our children watch everything we do. How are you teaching your children to love themselves by practicing self-love?" Reposted from @motherhoodredefined.co . . . #

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  11. Oct 25

    As a father, which was the biggest change? ☝🏻 P.S - feel free to share your own experience with us!

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  12. Oct 26

    My kids drink so much milk I’m thinking of buying a cow.

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  13. Oct 27

    Woke up before 5am to make my kid one of those cutsie Japanese lunches. Spent over an hour cutting out stuff and drawing faces on things. (See below)

  14. Oct 27

    “ Oh look there it is. Right next to daddy’s and in a separate bag than I put it in. Proving you saw it and touched. “ oh look at that you are loved. And you have no proof otherwise. He’s been walking around whining at me every time I even glance at him

  15. Oct 25

    Why is it whenever I close the bathroom door, my kids see it as "office hours." Sometimes they're just sitting outside waiting for me. Other times, they just barge in.

  16. Oct 27

    Homemade Face Mask

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  17. Oct 22

    Are your weekends busier than the weekdays? Do you wake up on Monday wondering where your free time went? Check out these tactics to make the most of Saturday and Sunday with the family.

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  18. Oct 27

    He says “you didn’t write me a note like daddy did.” “Um yeah I did and I origami-Ed into a ghost. And daddy got the idea from me.” “Well I didn’t find it. “ we look together through his stuff.

  19. Oct 27

    Almost 7 year old:” I dropped all my math cards. And now they are out of order. YOU have to pick them up and put them back. “ Is it bedtime yet?! I’ve been up too long for this sh*t.

  20. Oct 27

    My kid comes home and says “you don’t love me. “ I say “my three trips to Starbucks today say otherwise. But okay. I’ll bite. Why do you say that?”

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