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  1. 19 Jun 2013

    If you stand still on an escalator and I am stuck behind you I will contemplate knockin you down to get past

  2. 27 Sep 2018
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    Moaning about Akeem counting the chickens, but they'll be happy to eat the food if he gets the amount correct

  3. 5 Nov 2016

    So been up, read some of my book, listened to some music, cooked eggs, washed up and put away and still no one else is up! !

  4. 10 May 2018

    Is there anyone worse than those who take up two spaces in the car park 🚘🚘😣

  5. 10 May 2018
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    Absolutely drives me mad!!!😠😠😠and another thing is when someone parks so close to you that you can't open the door, let alone get in, the driver's seat!!🤬🤬

  6. 24 Oct 2015

    Still in bed!! I'm awake, kids are asleep!

  7. 16 Feb 2018
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    I admire your patience! Was in Service industry for 45 yrs managing hotels. VERY hands-on. I would have called them over ‘politely’ in front of everyone! You’d have been the champion of all who were waiting!

  8. 26 Mar 2014

    We can get taxis to places tomorrow pay day!! 🚖💰

  9. 14 Sep 2014

    Not good planning. No shops open until 12 in London so sat in Starbucks ☕️

  10. Come to conclusion washing machine must be most complicated machine on the earth, followed by the hoover - only works if I'm home

  11. 15 Nov 2018

    I'm so sick of seeing dog shit all over the village when I walk my dog. Seriously how hard is it to pick up your own dogs shit? You give everyone who owns a dog a bad name. If you can't pick it up don't get a dog. Simple!

  12. 13 Oct 2014

    Royal Mail have done it again. Both of us in but red postcard through the door. Collect your own parcel. I know it's a small one.

  13. 21 Apr 2013
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    yes! Exactly what I think! I've kinda gotten used to all the "uneducated people" nowadays tho.. .

  14. 4 Jun 2018

    Home. Got a takeaway.

  15. 13 Jun 2016

    Edinburgh Zoo visit booked, these bloody pandas best be awake @JazYates 🐼🐼 😂 can't wait for our little trip w/bump 👭

  16. 11 Oct 2012

    I'm at the gym while Brad, & are having a drink in the bar

  17. 6 Jun 2015
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    Yep lucky little buggers do sod all!! Morrissey gets to sleep all day an Sheldon beats up the local cats an dogs :(

  18. 18 Aug 2012

    Actually it's quite tiring doing nothing! ..... Now I know how men feel! LOL. * running for cover* 🏃🏃 ...

  19. 29 Jan 2015

    Morning Berts - whatcha up to today mate? Early here so Baxter and Copper still snoozing

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