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  1. 7 Jul 2015

    It's finally summer but I still got no summer body

    10 replies 22 retweets 123 likes
  2. 30 Sep 2017

    Worst ever when U leave stuff on your bed before u go out, forget about it then have to go n move it when u get back!!😩

    5 retweets 34 likes
  3. Jul 3

    it's so irritating to have a bath during the monsoons

    7 replies 1 retweet 9 likes
  4. Jul 14

    I love buying clothes but I hate trying on everything I either buy it hoping it fits the way I want it to, or I just don’t buy it at all 🙃🙃

    3 likes
  5. Jul 26

    Wow, I wish I had the power of telekinesis like Matilda so I could put all of our kitchen stuff into boxes w/o moving a single muscle.

    1 retweet 6 likes
  6. 31 May 2015

    I rather have mediocre tasting prawn that's peeled for me than delicious, unpeeled prawns.

    4 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
  7. 23 May 2015

    4% battery but can't be bothered moving from my bed to get the charger

    2 retweets 13 likes
  8. 13 Jun 2015

    She sits on the other side of the room and shouts 'ajaa' to the ball

    2 replies 14 likes
  9. 27 Mar 2016

    My family was meant to leave for the beach at 7am but everyone is still sleeping 😂😂 so we changed it to 11am

    2 replies 4 retweets 8 likes
  10. 9 Nov 2017

    Too lazy to cook something, too lazy to buy food... guess I’m going to starve 🤷🏻‍♀️

    2 replies 4 likes
  11. Jul 23

    Laying in bed wishing I was rich enough to afford Lipo.

    3 likes
  12. Jul 21

    Seriously don't know why I'm watching this movie in French. I'm not even paying attention but I'm too lazy to take the movie off

  13. May 30

    Can’t wait for school to be out for the summer so I can sleep in a bit longer with out worrying about traffic to get to work

    1 reply 2 retweets 7 likes
  14. May 2

    — because being lazy is just so much easier. 😴 (featuring )

    5 retweets 14 likes
  15. Apr 17

    My house is literally a 10 minute walk from the station, but I would rather wait for a bus for 2 stops

    2 likes
  16. Feb 26

    When you should really go buy some groceries but also really don't feel like getting up and leaving the house.

    1 reply 6 likes
  17. Feb 26

    Y’all they need to invent a machine that washes and dries clothes because I’m one lazy person who doesn’t feel like putting their clothes to dry

    1 reply 5 likes
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  18. Jan 22

    you know when you’re about to slump but your blanket is like twisted in 900 different ways and you can’t fix it by kicking your legs around so you actually have to get up and fix it like a normal person? because SAME.

    10 likes
  19. Jan 1

    Things I love about hotels; -free pens -awesome mini cravings -there are elevators so u don’t have to walk

    6 likes
  20. 14 Aug 2017

    Too lazy

    Don't forget to pick up your eclipse glasses from the library today!
    1 reply 2 retweets 3 likes

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