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  1. 8 Jul 2016
  2. 29 Jul 2016

    "hey do you guys have a restroom?" "oh yeah, the key's just on this olive oil container"

  3. 10 Nov 2017

    Our airport carpet is nationally famous. No one really knows why.

  4. 8 Jul 2016
  5. 25 Jul 2018

    The graffiti says "You can get help if you are white"

  6. 15 May 2020

    🎶He's going the distance. He's going for speed🎶

  7. 22 Nov 2017

    “My goal for this thanksgiving break is to not get an MIP”

  8. 9 Aug 2019

    Recently visited the Troll Toll Trestle in Portland again.

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  9. 22 Feb 2016

    While telling Kat what activities Ben and Lauren were doing in Portland

  10. 25 Jun 2015
  11. 23 Nov 2016

    just saw a guy arguing with a squirrel

  12. 19 Aug 2017

    "Yeah woo I marched in the peace march against racism." (8hrs later) "Ok back to being xenophobic about Californians."

  13. 17 Jan 2017

    I've been back on campus for 9 days and we've only had 1 day of school due to weather... it snowed last Tuesday.

  14. 12 May 2020

    Just saw two men walk through the courtyard of my apartments, one was wearing ass-less chaps with nothing else on and one in his underwear.

  15. 27 Sep 2018

    Just watched the friendly, little old man walk out of US Bank and spark up the fattest blunt

  16. 25 Oct 2016

    I just sang happy birthday to a random Saint Bernard who turned five today

  17. 2 Jul 2016

    The other day I got home from work and there were 15 chickens in my back yard.

  18. 20 Nov 2017

    No lie some lady’s carry on is a lamp...like it ain’t even a cute one either

  19. 26 Nov 2016

    Girl behind me at this daughter show is taking pictures of trash on the floor.

  20. 4 Nov 2017

    Spotted in North Portland: a man walking his miniature horse on a leash down a busy street.

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