Rezultati pretraživanja
  1. 6. velj 2010.

    Thinks it's hilarious when you pretend to be married, it's even more hilarious when you pretend to be pregnant at the bar.

  2. 14. srp 2012.

    The Last Virgin is ur twitter name. LBARRRR.

  3. 11. pro 2015.

    I used to own a clock that showed two different time zones. Of course nobody really liked it much because it was two faced.

  4. What was your favorite war? Then think about why having a favorite war is fucking weird. Haha that's it. That's my joke for the day.

  5. 30. tra 2016.

    What do you call an alligator that reads maps?... A navigator.

  6. 15. kol 2017.
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    Hey man it's quality not quantity 😎😋

  7. 1. kol 2011.

    yup literally, when do you work next? doesn't matter i'm on my way lol

  8. 5. lis 2015.
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    &mountaingoats Damn, it's kind of a slant rhyme...

  9. 8. svi 2015.

    They sure act like it

  10. 26. srp 2015.

    Crafty Comedy Tonight 9pm . Celebrate the rain with hilarity. .

  11. 17. velj 2014.

    Writing comedy is probably one of the hardest genres to write. However the payoff is grand when people find you to be funny.

  12. 17. velj 2015.

    Me and my boy dummy...... I'm relearning to save lives! I just hope he makes it through

  13. 17. pro 2012.
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    Grizzly nightmares sound un"bearable"

  14. 7. srp 2014.

    "Says here that you were in a J.G. Wentworth commercial?" "..." "Well?" *sobs uncontrollably* "I rest my case, your honor."

  15. 26. lip 2011.
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    or uh catoonist.

  16. 7. srp 2016.

    Did the damn thang... BACK LIKE I AIN'T NEVER LEFT!!!!

  17. 2. tra 2014.

    Whats the deal with fat people on planes ?

  18. 16. srp 2016.

    Come have a swanky time 󾔗󾆶🏽

  19. 17. sij 2013.
    Odgovor korisniku/ci
  20. 5. velj

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