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  1. prije 25 minuta

    Ran into Joel Cummins yesterday and told him I really enjoyed his book. He said thanks and then I said “yeah, it’s much better than the music.” He smiled at me, laughed and said “well I guess I’ll just keep writing books then.” Mission accomplished.

  2. 31. sij

    Thoughts while out shopping today: "I'm gonna open a store called Hole Foods and it's only going to sell things that you can fuck or things that you can use to fuck yourself. With My clients, it will practically sell itself!" Don't forget to tip your Femdom xD

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    What kind of bow can't you tie? A rain-bow!

  5. Thought I'd called the Dalai Lama the other day and got sent a goat with an odd neck. Turned out I'd called Dial-A-Llama.

  6. prije 50 minuta

    Why didn’t you guys like this joke? It’s a cute joke.

  7. prije 53 minute

    ”My first time using an was an uplifting experience, The second time let me down” (2017). Now a frequent dad joke.

  8. prije 57 minuta

    A girl Unfollowed Me !!! A girl unfollowed me wen i replied "nice one" to her tweet.I guess i should have said "nice two". ;)

  9. prije 2 sata

    Yes I play Minecraft, no I don't vape, yes we exist

    Small flowers in a planter on a sunny balcony, blossoming.
  10. prije 2 sata

    A person goes to the gym. They say "what are your membership packages if I just want to lift some weights?" The counter person says "would you be doing it weekly?" First person says "at first, but I'll get stronger as time goes by."

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    A person stands in front of the door for the bank. A person says "budge it!" The first person says "monthly or annual?"

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  12. prije 2 sata

    What's the biggest risk to sex offenders over 50? High Molesterol

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    The decision flips us into another parallel universe 🎓🤓🤣🌎 Whilst I wait for some of the Alarmists to answer, I'm posting few 🥱

  14. prije 4 sata

    Sorry for posting so much lol, is important

  15. prije 8 sati

    When wife not at home . Husband-

  16. prije 8 sati

    I went on a date last night with a girl from the zoo. It was great. She’s a keeper. 😐😝

  17. prije 9 sati

    Im in a weird personal paradox where I got Big Dick Energy, but like small dick dick. Like I'll approach a woman at the bar knowing full well shes gunna laugh at it later.

  18. What did the dentist say to the golfer? ? "You've got a hole in one" ? ⛳️

  19. prije 11 sati

    Send me your best

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