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Ran into Joel Cummins yesterday and told him I really enjoyed his book. He said thanks and then I said “yeah, it’s much better than the music.” He smiled at me, laughed and said “well I guess I’ll just keep writing books then.” Mission accomplished.
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Thoughts while out shopping today: "I'm gonna open a store called Hole Foods and it's only going to sell things that you can fuck or things that you can use to fuck yourself. With My clients, it will practically sell itself!" Don't forget to tip your Femdom xD
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As
@rajinikanth will star in#ManvsWild, fans of#thalaiva cannot stop their excitement. Check some funny#memes and#jokes.@RajiniFC@RajiniFChttps://www.latestly.com/social-viral/rajinikanth-featuring-in-man-vs-wild-has-got-all-thalaiva-fans-excited-with-funny-memes-and-jokes-asking-the-animals-to-mind-it-1499094.html … -
What kind of bow can't you tie? A rain-bow!
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Thought I'd called the Dalai Lama the other day and got sent a goat with an odd neck. Turned out I'd called Dial-A-Llama. https://punsandoneliners.com/randomness/neck-jokes/ …
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Why didn’t you guys like this joke? It’s a cute joke.
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”My first time using an
#elevator was an uplifting experience, The second time let me down” (2017). Now a frequent dad joke.#jokes https://www.barrypopik.com/index.php/new_york_city/entry/my_first_time_using_an_elevator/ … -
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Yes I play Minecraft, no I don't vape, yes we exist
#memes#jokes pic.twitter.com/hm8xoHbTFm
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A person goes to the gym. They say "what are your membership packages if I just want to lift some weights?" The counter person says "would you be doing it weekly?" First person says "at first, but I'll get stronger as time goes by."
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A person stands in front of the door for the bank. A person says "budge it!" The first person says "monthly or annual?"
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What's the biggest risk to sex offenders over 50? High Molesterol
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But
@sofain said he's not a socialist..#Jokes https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1224395107027173377 … -
The decision flips us into another parallel universe



Whilst I wait for some of the Alarmists to answer, I'm posting few #jokes
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Sorry for posting so much lol,
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When wife not at home . Husband-
#memesdaily#Trending#jokes pic.twitter.com/DAbqFHMlBY
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I went on a date last night with a girl from the zoo. It was great. She’s a keeper.

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What did the dentist say to the golfer? ? "You've got a hole in one" ?
#dentist#jokes pic.twitter.com/vJIaPznaCJ
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Send me your best
#jokes
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