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  2. 11 minutes ago

    When u and your best friend decide not to go for college tomorrow but your best friend goes u r like 👇 Kaisa Tera wada tha , Kiska iraada , Sath Jo tu Mera chodeya 🙊🙊😅😅 effect 😅😂 dii 😅

  3. 1 hour ago

    Why do pirates listen to opera music?. Because they love the high Cs.

  4. 3 hours ago

    Genders are like the twin towers. They're used to be two and now it's a sensitive topic

  5. 34 minutes ago

    The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

  6. 34 minutes ago

    Seriously not happy Paid best part of £12 for next day Saturday delivery. Waiting in my flat and open the door to find this on the door mat. Apparently tried to deliver at 10.28. The lazy ass postman never bothered knocking my door! I was up & heard nothing

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  7. 30 Dec 2018

    New ad for ( this is a lie do NOT kill me please im cool )

  8. 5 hours ago

    "Share a with an " (Harvard Medical School, 2019).

  9. 15 minutes ago

    Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

  10. 2 hours ago

    (At the cinema) Me: LOL! This is a simulation! Priest: Do you always look like this? Me: Thank you! Starbucks Employee: You ruined everything! *kills me*

  11. 16 minutes ago

    I I don't you need to you!

  12. 2 hours ago

    I’d take my chances crossing the channel in a dinghy for this little treasure trove

  13. 6 hours ago

    Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden.. To my horror, I saw her kill a butterfly. To teach her a lesson, I said, "Just for that you don't get any butter for a month." Today in the kitchen, she killed a cockroach. I said, "Nice try."

  14. 12 hours ago

    An Englishman, a Welshman and a Scotsman walk into a bar.. The Englishman wants to go so they all have to leave.

  15. 50 minutes ago
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    Now there’s a surprise! It just emphasises the incompetence of those ‘running things’.

  16. 14 hours ago
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    Some combination: John Barnes & the sun...

  17. 39 minutes ago

    A friend of mine just got his work permit. Leave to Remain sounds like a taoist proverb: “Bend to be straight. Empty to be filled. Wear down to be renewed.” … Leave to remain.

  18. 5 hours ago
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    Should bama even come to play.....lol....u lost all credibility saying bc has a tough defense....amazing how you can play with numbers all day long...

  19. 11 hours ago

    The minus button is missing from my calculator.. I guess it won't make any difference.

  20. 17 hours ago

    Wish she’d punched him harder and given a kick for good measure. Imagine the outrage if someone from Switzerland did that in Afghanistan? Migrant? Asylum seeker showing no respect to the country “protecting” him

  21. 19 minutes ago

    One dark night in Dublin, a fire started inside the local chemical plant. In the blink of an eye.....

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