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When u and your best friend decide not to go for college tomorrow but your best friend goes u r like
Kaisa Tera wada tha ,
Kiska iraada ,
Sath Jo tu Mera chodeya 


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@ShirleySetia dii
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Why do pirates listen to opera music?. Because they love the high Cs.
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Genders are like the twin towers. They're used to be two and now it's a sensitive topic
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The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.
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Seriously not happy
@RoyalMail Paid best part of £12 for next day Saturday delivery. Waiting in my flat and open the door to find this on the door mat. Apparently tried to deliver at 10.28. The lazy ass postman never bothered knocking my door! I was up & heard nothing#joke pic.twitter.com/nioqsMwIjs
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@CHANEL ( this is a lie do NOT kill me please im cool )#joke pic.twitter.com/1ASGsfc8lA
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(At the cinema) Me: LOL! This is a simulation! Priest: Do you always look like this? Me: Thank you! Starbucks Employee: You ruined everything! *kills me*
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I’d take my chances crossing the channel in a dinghy for this little treasure trove
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Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden.. To my horror, I saw her kill a butterfly. To teach her a lesson, I said, "Just for that you don't get any butter for a month." Today in the kitchen, she killed a cockroach. I said, "Nice try."
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An Englishman, a Welshman and a Scotsman walk into a bar.. The Englishman wants to go so they all have to leave.
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Now there’s a surprise! It just emphasises the incompetence of those ‘running things’.
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Some combination: John Barnes & the sun...
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A friend of mine just got his work permit. Leave to Remain sounds like a taoist proverb: “Bend to be straight. Empty to be filled. Wear down to be renewed.” … Leave to remain. https://www.taoistic.com/taoquotes/taoquotes-15-yielding.htm …
#taoism#joke#BorderSecuritypic.twitter.com/wt4IiYEQca
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Should bama even come to play.....lol....u lost all credibility saying bc has a tough defense....amazing how you can play with numbers all day long...
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The minus button is missing from my calculator.. I guess it won't make any difference.
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Wish she’d punched him harder and given a kick for good measure. Imagine the outrage if someone from Switzerland did that in Afghanistan? Migrant? Asylum seeker showing no respect to the country “protecting” him
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One dark night in Dublin, a fire started inside the local chemical plant. In the blink of an eye..... https://www.dailyjokes.co/joke/The-Firefighting-Hero/ …
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