#joke

Some days it's not worth chewing through the straps. #joke #oneliner #joke #oneliner #funny

Our prisons are something else it’s like a holiday camp for the inmates no respect no nothing #joke #prison

My wife has left me because I'm a gambler.. How can I win her back? #joke

All of my friends told me that 'icy' is the easiest word to spell. And after looking at it.... **I see why.** #joke

Can you please state one single view that you had which turned out to be correct. You are Mr. Bean of Maldives. A #joke & a shame to whole of #Maldives

Where do squirrels go in a hurricane?. All over the place! #joke

#CliffRichard a apology would and should have been enough to cost tax payers all that money and to be awarded £210k is a crime.the damage has been done the money or court case has proven nothing to change the series of events which unfolded. You don’t even live in the Uk! #joke

Metro union demands (short version) 1. Don't ever fire us 2. Don't do background checks 3. Never change how resources are allocated 4. Let us determine who should be disciplined and how 5. If someone is absent, let us deal with it. #joke #wmata

How isit you can buy a season ticket at Bayern Munich cheaper than you can buy the new man utd, Chelsea and arsenal kits... let that sink in.. #joke

@BBCNews @STVNews @prideglasgow what an absolute shambles Glasgow pride is! No staff, massive queues and all remaining ticket holders being told we’re not getting in due to them being over capacity...surely you know the capacity when you sell tickets?! #joke

Sterling sets up the best chance for Kane to miss sterling subbed at half time #joke