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  1. Trying to convince Hoomom that’s it okay to feed me early 😂

  2. 7 Jul 2021

    “I came into the clubhouse and got completely naked.” - Sonny Gray 😂😂

  3. Jan 26

    I'm going to use my powerful Jedi mind control skills to get you to give me some of your coffee

  4. 28 Mar 2021

    My big brother Lewis tells mom & dad “No treats...No 🍕 pizza” he is such a good big brother💞

  5. Jan 13

    “Four teachers at (Armstrong Elementary) have signed it and all are staying home presently because, in their opinion, it is unsafe to work with one-third of their students unmasked in their classes,”

  6. 27 Nov 2021

    Pipi and I put on our best puppy dog faces so that Dee would take us for an early walk.

  7. 14 hours ago
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    When me and my friends would play outside on the back yard and we’d be digging up the dirt, making mud pies, etc. We thought we’d dig our way into China. Our parents said that so we would stop playing in the dirt.

  8. This was me getting dressed for the 1st ever table read for because I heard people can get fired at table reads and never make it to the pilot. So I borrowed her costume from the show to wear to it, to make *sure* they could see me as Tahani

  9. 5 Sep 2020

    The has lifted its Stage 2 emergency. No outages tonight. Thank you for doing your part!

  10. 23 Dec 2019

    First 3 papers from the best astronomy idea I've ever had are published today. Will appear on arXiv tomorrow

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  11. 13 Aug 2021

    From the field to the feed room! Harriet spotted a fresh delivery of on her way past and decided she wasn’t moving until she got something!

  12. Apr 10

    seat o the pants pudding: bought pie crust, brushed with cherry jam; WELL drained jar of sour cherries, topped with beaten cream cheese, sugar, egg yolks and the last of the brandy.

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  13. 29 Sep 2021

    Bichette was asked, since he's said he never goes up trying to hit a home run, what he was looking for in the 8th inning tonight: "Actually, I was trying to hit a home run there."

  14. Apr 1

    Born & raised in the projects, I give thanks to my mother for raising 5 kids with three tools: a switch, a belt & a Bible

  15. 6 Sep 2020

    lifts Stage 2 emergency declaration, thanks to conservation of Californians! No outages were ordered by the grid operators ends at 9 pm. . Again.

  16. 11 Oct 2020

    Interesting concept on the subject of depth at the collegiate level. At the HS varsity level I suited out 10, not 12, for the same reason of what Coach Mus is talking about.

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  18. Apr 10

    “This isn’t going to work, Sean… you putting me with Miss. Divine.” “Devane, please.”

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  19. 5 hours ago
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    Clement snags a lung dart from Bianco in the 5th!!

  20. 27 Feb 2020

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