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  1. 2 hours ago

    with the greatest timed 1 liner ever. “ white people will wear their mask to a Klan rally but not to Walmart “.

  2. Nov 4

    “Are we live?!” 😂😂😂😂 (this is totally my kinda petty reporter flow. 🤣🤣) • 😂 @ Petty Petty Pettyville

  3. Nov 4
    Replying to

    I also vote that Walking Dead be all year round.

  4. 12 hours ago
  5. Nov 3

    My little old handy man is currently painting my door and trying to convince me to look for someone to get married to

  6. Nov 1

    It is many many years later and I am dying. I will miss you all since this twitter journey has been so fun. Goodbye.😵

  7. Nov 3
    Replying to

    bc i’m on my

  8. 18 hours ago
    Replying to

    LOL. These tweets are best received at 8:45am upon waking up.

  9. Oct 30

    when leaving: “Let me know if you need a anything!” So I text her and say, “Jessica, bring me a Big Mac.” And all I fuggin’ get is a MAYBE. WHY TELL ME I CAN LET YOU KNOW IF I NEED ANYTHING IF YA WONT DO IT. ☠️🙃

  10. Nov 1

    Stubbed my toe screamed the bastard place down

  11. Oct 30

    Oh look at that cute little... Pig... Yeah, DETH-

  12. 2 hours ago

    That’s it y’all! 🥺💖My ship is sailing DON’T try to prove me otherwise 😭❤️

  13. Oct 30

    Second night doing this this week. I’m still dying during it, but it’s getting easier to understand how to do each part of the workout without pausing as much.

  14. Nov 3
  15. Nov 4

    :P idk what to say to this i drew somin thats all there is to it

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  17. Nov 3
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    astagfirullah auhwusuwusuajjsjsuauwusujsjs KUKIRA SAMA SIAPA DUETNYA TERNYATA BOL4

  18. Oct 31
    Replying to

    too scared to do anything that could help

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