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  1. 11 Nov 2019

    I will be spending the next week sanding the walls down in my new house. I think you can see me excitment through my mask.

    3 replies 4 likes
  2. 26 May 2019
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    Here’s a picture of my AC not cooling. 😅😅😅

    2 replies 1 like
  3. 14 May 2020

    Fucking help me !

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  4. 30 Jun 2018

    It’s taken a solid 5 hours to talk myself into mowing.

    1 reply
  5. 14 Feb 2018

    Adoption dictionary work #46: trauma brain. Is it loud in here?

    1 reply 1 retweet 10 likes
  6. 24 Feb 2018

    The only man I can always count on.

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  7. 23 Mar 2018

    A lovely glass of sparkling water? WRONG! Everclear and Crystal Pepsi!

  8. 1 Apr 2019

    90kmh road my backside, blind summits 100ft fall to my left

  9. 7 Jan 2019

    “I haven’t dated a virgin since I was 12” is the WEIRDEST INTRODUCTION EVER HOLY WHAT THE HECK

    1 retweet 5 likes
  10. 21 Jul 2020

    Today’s weather in ... and the air conditioning in the house isn’t working

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  11. 21 Jun 2020

    When you're downstairs on your own and hear a creepy noise and instantly think you're in a horror film...stick with me while we search for the source...

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  12. 3 Jul 2019

    I just got water from a fish tank in my mouth and I am traumatized.

  13. 16 Sep 2019

    Another year and a day older. Another year and a day...closer to death! “Take courage, woman! Have no fear in your heart!” (Judith 11:1) 🎂☠️ —

    2 replies 1 like
  14. 20 Mar 2019

    Please sponsor me even if it's just 0.50p going to be walking 24 miles with work Cardiff to Merthyr eek what have I agreed to do.......in my own time too now there's commitment for you 🤣🤣🤣

  15. 1 May 2018

    there is nothing better then studying for the big exam the night before :))))

    5 retweets 42 likes
  16. 3 Jun 2019

    About to do a Stream on my : will I look like a jack ass........ I’ll prolly lol.

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  17. 6 Jun 2019

    I have three days till semester final exams start and I just found out there is a whole was drama and novel in the syllabus that I have never noticed before. So yeah I am great.

    1 reply
  18. 14 Jun 2019

    Going live with Deathgarden!

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  19. 3 Jun 2019

    I’m live on Twitch playing some - Come Watch me probably die brutality at

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  20. 18 Jan 2019
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    I can’t believe that you, as my favorite riverdale character, are going to be playing my favorite Heathers character. What. Is. Happening. ♥️

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