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Guy farts. Everyone hears it and knows it was him. Guy constantly denies it for 3 months. Blames everyone else. Calls endogenous gas a hoax. Incites attack on Bean factories to challenge assertion that he farted. Then guy's friends pass legislation banning other people's farts.
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Saying you’re the least racist person in the room is like announcing you didn’t fart. #hewhodenieditsuppliedit
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Just Realized I Haven’t Insulted On Today. TOTALLY FARTED HERE, AND IT HIT @TheBoDallas FIRST, THEN AND @Goldust SECOND. #HeWhoDeniedItSuppliedIt
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And remember kiddies,
every dog smells his own tail!
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A mug on the table? And you want us to buy these farting mugs?
Fart denying fake news is the worst #fakenews
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Sorry to disappoint the conspiracy theorists - it was the #hardball mug scraping across the desk. Get yours today and let’s get back to the news! msnbcstore.com/shop-by-show/h
Climate change deniers know climate change exists, but only deny it to keep selling oil. #HeWhoDeniedItSuppliedIt
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My overly flatulent son has been blaming Elmo (aka Melmo) for his stink all day "Melmo Peeyew" #WebOfLies #HeWhoDeniedItSuppliedIt
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Guys, it's ok. He "was extremely strong and powerful in his denial today.”
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It remains utterly satisfying and hilarious, however #HeWhoDeniedItSuppliedIt
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Farting does not burn 67 calories and is not a practical weight loss mechanism: bit.ly/1OslGgU
this is so obvious I don't even think fart court would be required #HeWhoDeniedItSuppliedIt
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I heard this live and thought it was my dog.
It was not.
Turn your sound up.
No, really.
#hardball
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It is unclear who is responsible for the undead horde but the mayor sure is pointing a lot of fingers. Too many fingers. Where did he get all those fingers? #cotd #adventurehook #dnd #themeweek #hewhodenieditsuppliedit #lemmegetdemdigits #finderskeepers
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We invented a new word in my house.
'the feeling of awkward shame you gets when you fart freely because no one is around and it smells bad and someone shows up before the smell has gone.'
The word: embarrallarasment.
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My brother outs his earphones on so loud, he thinks no one heard him fart #flatulentbrothers #hewhodenieditsuppliedit
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Do you ever fart like you did on First Take while calling boxing? #HeWhoDeniedItSuppliedIt #MaxCutTheCheese
This kid beside me just farted out loud and isn't acknowledging it. #NOTOKAY #HEWHODENIEDITSUPPLIEDIT