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  1. 5 hours ago
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    Casual reminder that is also a thing that happened.

  2. 31 Dec 2017

    I think my favourite satirical joke I wrote this year was: "Theresa May has made a right pig's ear of things, Whereas her predecessor preferred the whole head."

  3. 29 Dec 2017
  4. 27 Dec 2017
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    How best to stop it crackling? Vaseline Butter Vaseline Butter Vaseline! Butter! Ah feck it! DRIPPING!

  5. 17 Dec 2017
  6. 15 Dec 2017

    Oink Oink!

  7. 15 Dec 2017
  8. 13 Dec 2017

    - : i donated $3 to wikipedia today so i did my good deed and can the BBC and ITV choose to ignore the fact that fucked a ???

  9. 3 Dec 2017
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    :-D : That is so funny! ;-)

  10. 1 Dec 2017
  11. 30 Nov 2017

    I get days off when we have these visits. Because they know I will tell them the reality. I liked that consultant who marched off his ward lol

  12. 29 Nov 2017

    Remember the days when Twitter was just live tweeting along with Big Brother, or , or Ed Balls? I miss the fun.

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    For those wondering about the allegations that Ivan referred to, see . Also

  14. 27 Nov 2017
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    Not-David-Cameron fucking a pig (haha - but no really it predated !) And I <3 San Junipero, but that one's so _nice_ it doesn't feel Black Mirrory. Nosedive is brilliant for the typical Black Mirror feel!

  15. 25 Nov 2017
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    Honestly, I had a colleague who said he could see himself getting on with Farridge and not down the pub so he voted leave.

  16. 23 Nov 2017
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    Ever since one of your leaders decided to shove his dick in a pig, yeah, not a fan.

  17. 14 Nov 2017
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    might appreciate tthis

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  19. 3 Nov 2017

    story has become a genuine media sensation in the U.K.—, and are currently the ruling hashtags via

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  20. 20 Oct 2017

    You know when you search to see what commentators said about certain events and then there's nothing? Remember ? Nothing

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