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  1. 29 Aug 2016

    "The only problem with the gym is that the music is not loud enough" said no one. Ever.

    1 reply 6 likes
  2. 16 Dec 2016

    We really need to institute "cologne control". And "perfume control". I really think it's time, folks!

    1 like
  3. 24 Sep 2016

    Also feel like most of my recent tweets have been directed at brands--what have I become.

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  4. Jul 2
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    Also, where are the crowds??? We gotta get Crit Nats back to the midwest. ? Downers Grove?

  5. Jun 13

    Tim Hortons is the only place I've been that have a line up of 12+ people, one cashier and three people sweeping 👴🏻

  6. May 16

    It's after 5pm, and the garbage truck is only JUST NOW GETTING HERE.

    3 likes
  7. Apr 23
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    Good tunes though. Better than the rubbish that passes for music these days.

    1 reply
  8. Apr 22

    Snapchat makes literally no sense and is the worst invention ever....

    2 likes
  9. Mar 30

    Dear Starbucks: a macchiato is not a 14-oz drink with whipped cream and caramel syrup. It just isn’t.

    1 reply 1 like
  10. Mar 21

    If I can hear your music from the car park in my foyer then you're probably too loud.

  11. Feb 26

    I don't watch mainly because I have no idea who most of those people are and most of my favorite actors are dead.
    2 replies 3 retweets 15 likes
  12. Jan 5
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  13. 17 Dec 2016

    Nintendo and Disney each released a new "franchise" installment on Thursday that I regard as inappropriate for children

    NEW PODCAST: Is Super Mario Run brilliant, despicable, or both? Plus, a review of
    19 replies 3 retweets 2 likes
  14. 18 Nov 2016

    This mannequin challenge thingy is a bit weird....what's the purpose of it ?
    1 like
  15. 26 Oct 2016
    Replying to

    aw look, it's

  16. 14 Oct 2016

    In true fashion, yelled at the TV because ran out of time for the Index File Question

    3 likes
  17. 18 Aug 2016

    Who gives a shit that Frank Ocean is releasing new songs? Wake me when Billy Ocean is dropping new trax.
    1 retweet 2 likes
  18. 10 Aug 2016

    Back in my day, we didn't have to download no stinkin' video games! We just blew on the cartridge and stuck it in!

  19. 24 Jul 2016

    My balls itch but I'm surrounded by high schoolers so that'll stay a problem

  20. 24 Jul 2016

    "Been across the world in a punk rock band" Something corporate wasn't punk

    1 like

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