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  1. 30 Jun 2015

    Must be nice to not have a job and be able to party and stay out late during the week.

  2. 23 Jun 2015

    I don't even remember what it feels like to sleep in anymore

  3. Jul 14

    Sometimes I think I’m pretty cool then I find myself waiting in line for Costco to open on a sat morning and think what the hell happened to my life!

  4. 30 Nov 2016

    Happy birthday dev❤️❤️you're 18 so start trying to keep track of your shit!

  5. 5 Jul 2017

    Is it just me or has anyone else not been able to enjoy the summer bc of work?

  6. 24 Aug 2016

    When you paid all your bills for this month 😄 & then realize you have to start all over again on the 1st 😔

  7. Jul 25
    Replying to

    Trust me, it’s worse when you get paid and then have to wait a fortnight for all your bills and mortgage to come out before you can safely spend any of it.

  8. Mar 20

    Got in trouble for saying “dang you fine” after someone read an item number that started with 3-6-5.

  9. 13 Dec 2017

    Oh the days of working on tumbling/baskets! Sometimes I want to do it again, but then I realize how much pain I’d be in and that if I get hurt... I have to pay for it! – at Excite Gym & Cheer

  10. 6 Mar 2015

    Wait..... there's no spring break in the real world?

  11. 26 Dec 2017

    When someone knocks on the door or rings the doorbell, I legit run in the bedroom to hide.

  12. 1 Mar 2017

    On my way to school I was thinking about how excited I was for summer vacay, but then I realized it's my last summer ever?!?! 😩

  13. 28 Jan 2017

    Today I bought a business suit instead of buying Captain a Valentine's Day costume. Who am I?

  14. 30 Nov 2016

    Loving this cooler weather. Haven’t turned on my AC in days. I’m treating myself tonight!

  15. 28 Nov 2016

    When I was a kid all my gifts equaled $100 now just one item cost that much.

  16. 11 Nov 2016

    The worst thing ever is pouring a bowl of cereal and not having any milk. I wouldn't wish that upon my worst enemy.

  17. 30 Sep 2016

    Friday night drive to Omaha to get wife & son after cancelled flight & re route 2.5 hours away! Can't wait to c them! 😉

  18. 26 Sep 2016
  19. 21 Sep 2016

    When your a child people send you money for your birthday, ironically wouldn't it be more useful as an adult? 😂🎈💸

  20. 5 Oct 2015

    i figured y'all would wanna know about my super exciting life... haha

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