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  1. 21 hours ago
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    RIP to the days when I only thought pump and dumps existed in small cap land.

  2. 22 hours ago

    Just painted daughter's nails ready for her birthday party. Me: Can I try it too? I like the confetti colours. Her: No way! We're not having the same nails! But you can later, love you!

  3. 19 hours ago

    Maturity level check in: Don’t have a bed frame but I use coasters now. Time does weird things to people.

  4. 12 hours ago

    Dear Brussels Sprouts, I’m sorry for despising you as a youth. Please forgive me. Love, Iny Sent from my iPhone

  5. 27 minutes ago

    Emma Stone On Turning 30 And The Adult Life Lessons She Has Learned Along The Way | British Vogue

  6. Jan 4
  7. Jan 3

    Just got my last Father’s blessing for my last semester of college and I kind of want to cry 😢

  8. Jan 2

    Crazy how this year flew and no holiday was actually fun.

  9. Jan 2

    Beaker had his first foray into having free run of the apartment last night & this morning - he did so well!!! I don’t think he could riddle out why I tolerated & maybe even enjoyed showering though.

  10. 15 hours ago

    Got called my married name for the first time today at the doctors. Only took them saying it twice for me to realize that it was me!

  11. 31 Dec 2018

    When you grow up people stop asking you what your favourite dinosaur is...they don’t even care!

  12. 7 hours ago

    Finally a married couple in my group of friends is pregnant 😍😭

  13. 31 Dec 2018

    We are keeping the phone for the funeral line tonight.

  14. Jan 3

    Happy 13th Birthday to this ding dong, goof ball! Never change your strong mind & motivation to be GREAT at all you do. We hope you enjoyed your day Gabriella!

  15. Dec 31

    New Years Resolution is to be indifferent about

  16. Jan 3

    Made my own doctors appointment today for the first time in my life at age 20

  17. 23 hours ago

    Ima just read and move on now...

  18. Is your child or teen complaining about foot pain? While it could be growing pains, there’s a chance it might be something more serious, like calcaneal apophysitis, Achilles tendonitis, bursitis, and plantar fasciitis.

  19. 31 Dec 2018

    Good job I had another kid as I’m being abandoned by the older two this Hogmanay!!😂...one of them’s away with her pal, and her folks, already!! ❤️❤️❤️

  20. 2 hours ago
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    You should do some don’t jealous me remixes 😂 now that would be life 🙌🏽

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