#getoffmylawn

Hammy going off on litter?!? #getoffmylawn #RallyTogether

Neighborhood teens....I can appreciate your enjoyment of 99 bananas, but please throw the airplane sized bottles in someone else’s yard. #getoffmylawn #downhomepunchisbetter

I need to understand why folks go INSANE when someone busts out a meme dance. They are WILDLY easy to do, you guys. I'll scream with bloody abandon when someone pulls off a pas de bourree, tour jete, fouetté in some tiktok video, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. #getoffmylawn

According to my daughter, Kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood are not the same person. Who knew? #iamold #getoffmylawn

There's always that one neighbor that calls me "Jenny" #GTFOH #GetOffMyLawn

Just feel the need to say I think Meghan Markle is amazing and good for her for putting herself & her family first by keeping her baby's arrival private. And not perpetuating the "you can be perfect postpartum" myth! All of her haters can just #getoffmylawn

My husband just snarled at teenagers smoking pot in their car in front of our house and honestly it’s the best thing I’ve ever seen. #getoffmylawn

Today, I sprayed down the driveway and the dog got wet. Now he smells like wet dog. I should have known this was coming. #trailerparkliving #getoffmylawn

Reasons #465 & 466 why adulting sucks: You "slept in" until 8 a.m. on a Saturday and the first thing you did was make a list of the things you had to accomplish by Saturday night. #getoffmylawn

I had the word ‘Kardashian’ blocked from my feed. #getoffmylawn

I like Anne Murray as much as the next person, but for yard work?! #rudeCanadianneighbor #getoffmylawn

I know it’s a little #getoffmylawn -ish... but these NBA guys wearing kicks that don’t match the uniform really piss me off

I just learned one of the most painful questions that can be asked of a 37-year-old in 2019: “Did you see the original Star Wars films in theaters?” #notthatold #getoffmylawn

oh for the love of cheese.. the ice cream truck is parked in front of my house. I really wish there was a time limit on the music.. tired of hearing "camptown races" for 20 mins on loop. #getoffmylawn

Ugh I hate First Thursday #getoffmylawn

Old fart. Sheesh. #getoffmylawn