#gaijinconfessionfriday

Japan has legit burgers. Prosciutto and Camembert? It was amazing. And I think burger sleeves are so smart. #gaijinconfessionfriday

#gaijinconfessionfriday Every god damn toilet here has the flush button/lever/touch panel in a different location and I always feel like I’m on the crystal maze trying to locate it.

Speaking of weird katakana, I would love to know who came up with the word ビート版…In my mind that translates to nothing but "beating board" …(Like, some kind of predecessor to the yaoi paddle?) Surely there could've been something more appropriate… #gaijinconfessionfriday

Japanese people: *wearing a hat, two shirts one with long sleeves, gloves, long pants, socks, standing under a parasol* Also Japanese people: 暑い！#gaijinconfessionfriday

#gaijinconfessionfriday I still put cans in the can side and bottles in the bottle side even though I know it’s the same trash can. Sometimes I switch it up just to be rebellious too.

I don't use washlets in public toilets. #gaijinconfessionfriday

When you’re at a public toilet and awkwardly let other people go first because you can’t use a Japanese toilet #gaijinconfessionfriday

Day 3 with a fever. The transformation is complete. Instead of blood, my veins are coursing with Pocari Sweat. #gaijinconfessionfriday

wait... it’s not?? Lol #gaijinconfessionfriday

#gaijinconfessionfriday At the swimming pool, I drank the water at the fountain used to clean the eyes.

American customer: «I think I’ll be a little mean, since I need change» hands me a 10,000yen bill, beaming: «Japan is the only country where staff won’t yell at you for doing this» Me(w/big fake smile): «No, in Japan we suffer in silence». #gaijinconfessionfriday

I eat more mcdonalds than japanese food. #gaijinconfessionfriday

I've definitely said "denwa bangohan" before.. phone-number-dinner... accidental word combining. Haha. #gaijinconfessionfriday

As a avid drinker of Coca Cola Zero, I have to say that Clear Coke tasted like a flat stevia filled Sprite. 0/10 All you gaijin be lying. #gaijinconfessionfriday

In one early conversation with my MIL-to-be I mixed up ‘osihiire” and “oshiri” when she asked where I’d put my jacket. #gaijinconfessionfriday

Me: The only food I don’t really like is Konyakku. Japanese people: ?????? You haven’t tried all the Konyakku dishes before, have you tried Oden? I’m sure if you knew more about Japanese cuisine you’d like it. Me: Can I dislike just 1 thing please #gaijinconfessionfriday

The first time my mother in law asked me "シャワー あびる?" I said.. "Sure, I'd love a beer in the shower" and took one with me. #gaijinconfessionfriday #NoRegrets

I answer every conbini store clerk question with “no bag please” #gaijinconfessionfriday

30 degrees and 90% humidity isn’t as hot as it used to be #gaijinconfessionfriday