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  1. 11. lip 2010.

    A Retina display iPad portrait design (2048px high) won’t fit at 1:1 on a 30” Cinema Display (1600px high). Shame.

  2. Odgovor korisniku/ci

    I went back to the future lol

  3. 27. sij 2014.

    I don't know what I'll do if my child doesn't love sports

  4. I kinda feel like... making an uber driver shlep a 40 lbs printer to my door in under an hour is bad... ??? cider&fireball.

  5. 5. pro 2012.

    Tell me dirty things he said...so I whispered....kitchen my room bathroom....

  6. *Soylent Green is manufactured in a plant that processes peanuts.

  7. Broke floods ice luge. Got kicked out. Sucked anyway.

  8. 16. pro 2016.

    Back to I think the sergeant might have a small problem

  9. When you forget to charge your future shoes...

  10. 22. lis 2012.

    I couldn't find my spaceship this morning

  11. 10. velj 2014.

    Was about to start the chemistry project, but then I was like nah future me will take care of it..

  12. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Uh, the first human being to have their robot spouse file for divorce against them?

  13. 15. ožu 2018.
    Odgovor korisnicima

    The days of signing bonuses for anyone not coming out of the Olympics are gone. Do u want me to give u $10,000 to buy shoes and ugly jeans or do u want me to buy u 3 fights in 2 months that ur going to win to boost ur value? If they chose the money I walk away.

  14. You think mobsters have a hard time with things falling off the back of trucks

  15. 24. srp 2016.

    2065... Flight to the moon delayed AGAIN ugh

  16. 17. srp 2015.

    Phone's dead. So, 2-factor security has me locked out of the house.

  17. 24. tra 2013.

    Tons of homework.... Hello, nap time.

  18. My doorbell reset and now won't connect to my network and I can't use my doorbell.

  19. 15. svi 2012.

    Wishes is going to kill me on my last night here

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