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  1. 6 hours ago

    What's your name? I don't have a name. I'm a salmon.

  2. This show is neat My fav characters

  3. 10 hours ago

    Fry, meet Norm. How's it going, pal? Still picking up transmissions from the CIA on your teeth? They just won't stop! The CIA cafeteria menu for the week of May 15th is as follows: Monday, shepherd's pie. Tu--

  4. May 14

    So long, overly complicated Japanese toilet! Please, not to throw away. I give you, uh, Happy Poopie Time. Sorry, you know too much.

  5. 23 Jun 2011

    Assistindo *-------------*

  6. May 13

    He's opening our minds to new ideas. Kill him!

  7. May 8

    You're my parents. All I've ever wanted is to know you. This is the happiest moment of my life.

  8. 17 hours ago

    And so, on behalf of the entire city, I thank you, Professor Farnsworth. I now present you with the Academy prize, which we confiscated from Dr. Wernstrom after it became apparent that he was a jackass!

  9. May 9

    Did your hump just say something? Uh... I've got talking hump syndrome. Ah, T.H.S.

  10. May 8

    Today’s Car of the day is the Thundercougarfalconbird!

  11. May 7

    Who are you? I'm your dear old Uncle Fry. I don't have an Uncle Fry. You do now!

  12. May 9

    Gosh! My old neighbourhood. That's the bench where I found some shirts! That fire hydrant! In summer we'd light it on fire!

  13. May 13

    Today’s Character of the Day is Lucky aka Citizen Snips!

  14. May 14

    Very well--let this abomination unto the Lord begin!

  15. May 11

    Today’s Characters of the Day are Dixie and Trixie!

  16. May 10

    For once, I thought it might be nice to do something in a social setting, finally get to know each other. Why, I don't even know half your names! You, boy. What do they call you? Most folks just call me Orange Joe.

  17. May 8

    Aww! Somebody likes snouts. Is it me?

  18. May 11

    I am shocked. Shocked! Well not that shocked…

  19. May 9

    We heard that 15 is traditionally the cartoon and tattoo anniversary. What better way to celebrate than get our favorite on-again, off-again couple! Are we doing this right?

  20. May 8

    Don't hit that "Reset Button", Hulu! Character growth and progression makes for good TV. Make it happen!

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