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  1. 25. lip 2010.

    The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat.

  2. 25. lip 2010.

    It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

  3. 26. srp 2010.

    A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to rouse the interest, but long enough to cover the essentials.

  4. 26. srp 2010.

    The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.

  5. 26. srp 2010.

    RT @nonsonwune123: The ultimate inspiration is the deadline.

  6. 26. srp 2010.

    RT @Fizweet: Life is like Twitter. You can’t control what people say and do. You can just follow or unfollow them

  7. 4. svi 2016.
  8. 6. srp 2017.
  9. 15. tra 2017.

    unless life also gives you salt and sugar; your lemonade is gonna suck!

  10. 27. pro 2014.

    Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why shld other planets be any diff from this one?

  11. 27. pro 2014.

    I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. ~ Jack Handey

  12. 27. sij 2013.

    Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason!

  13. 17. stu 2011.

    If you are going through hell, keep going.

  14. the road to success is always under construction lol

  15. 19. svi 2011.

    When life gives you lemons,find a kid with a paper cut.

  16. 9. ožu 2017.

    We want to say Hi to everyone...As this is our first tweet on this twitter site...

  17. 17. stu 2011.

    Ageing seems to be the only available way to live a long life.

  18. 28. kol 2011.

    I still miss my ex – But guess what? My aim is getting better.

  19. 25. sij

    Experts say New Year’s Resolutions start fading about now. It’s all good! Mettalusso honors this holiday tradition January funniest countdown

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