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  1. 33 minutes ago

    Anybody else put something in the microwave, go back to work, forget what's in the microwave, then tells it to be quiet when it beeps at you? Just me?

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  2. 41 minutes ago

    First World Solutions for

    🪨 A eight and a half million pound boulder the size of a house fell on a highway near . The state determined it would cost more to move the boulder than the highway so rebuilt the highway around the boulder. It’s now a tourist attraction !
  3. 5 hours ago

    Craving two things today: -Hour long heart to hearts -Chocolates from Saudi 🤤

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  4. Dec 3

    After I get in bed and realize I forgot to turn something on and it’s one of the only items I own that can’t be controlled by smartphone.

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  5. Dec 3

    Really want to go out for a walk today, but really don't want to walk in the rain, which is it's scheduled to do so for the rest of the day...

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  6. 5 hours ago

    internet outage. as i was minting. now US awake and $50 :(

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  7. Nov 27

    AYYYY! 2 months later, I get my new dishwasher installed today! 🙌🏻🙌🏻

    1 retweet 13 likes
  8. Nov 28

    Red Jr, I started off bad with card Im glad he came around. Now Red Jr or belli?

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  9. Nov 25

    I’m in the same boat 🙏🥰

    When you have a day of facilitating and the gas board turn up to start drilling 🤦🏼‍♀️
    2 likes
  10. Dec 2

    Out of Cointreau?!

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  11. Dec 3

    A lot of comfort food are needed in these time of school and work at home,and cold temperature. Hopefully, they sell good chocolate croissants in my street

  12. 41 seconds ago

    TFW you buy cabin socks and long johns because even your comfy work from home loungewear isn’t keeping you warm enough.

  13. Nov 29

    The countdown music reminds me of American theme park music. I miss Florida 😭

    3 likes
  14. Nov 28

    Wish I had some wine, but it all the way down stairs. And my in laws are visiting.

    1 reply 2 likes
  15. Dec 2

    Panic over. Found my earbud headphone charging case.

    3 replies 1 retweet 9 likes
  16. Nov 25

    Roses are red, violets are Blue, my eXam is on Friday, but I’m working every day too. 😏

  17. Dec 1

    ... as if Covid wasn’t enough of a downer - we opened the first door on our advent calendar and it was EMPTY!! but outrageous! 😜

    1 reply 3 likes
  18. Dec 2

    First time sending a semi annoyed email to a retail company ( ) took almost two weeks to tell me my order wasn't in stock. I just wanted a flamingo lightbulb darnit!

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  19. Nov 27

    Long line at the only 24-hour coffee hut this morning. I need my hot life-force juice to make it through Black Friday.

  20. Dec 1

    I can’t find my Christmas clothes

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