Search results
  1. 7 Jul 2013

    When a girl is drunk and after she says she doesn't remember anything, she's lying.

  2. 13 Feb 2015

    Feel you - won't pick me because I live in Canada - or it might be because i'm 300lbs and terrible.

  3. 3 Nov 2014

    "can I go to the nurse???"

  4. In reply to
    3 Oct 2013

    RT: Detox_on_DCOX you not good bra. It's my first day playing forreal. That's all I'm going to say

  5. 28 May 2013

    I was going to go for a run tonight..but this weather is awful..a second shower isn't what I'm after..think ill leave it 😂 ☔

  6. In reply to
    Jan 1

    man cut it out 😂..

  7. In reply to
    13 May 2016

    Me matan porque juego con un ratón de mierda!!

  8. 17 Jun 2015

    @ESPN_FirstTake will forever be known as because my god the slander on title and LeBrons 2and4 final record is hilarious

  9. 16 Jun 2015
  10. 6 Feb 2015

    No fuckimg way is that pratt Steve Walsh reffing?! Absolute fucking toolkit

  11. 4 Jan 2015

    Illegal to shoot down drones? What if it malfunctions? ?

  12. In reply to
    24 Nov 2014

    yo I don give a fuck. Gonna buss the first cracka I see. Word up

  13. In reply to
    24 Nov 2014
  14. 13 Jul 2014

    Nightmares owned my sleep the whole night and now I'm too scared to walk out of my bed.

  15. 12 Jun 2014
  16. 11 Jun 2014

    World Cup: England Pitch 'In Poor Condition' England's out already ✋😴

  17. In reply to
    12 Mar 2014

    if it's in New York then it's gotta be terrorism

  18. 10 Oct 2013

    Excellent way to overcome the I wrote about earlier today: another way to &

  19. 9 Sep 2013

    Oooooooooo Texans sleepy as fuck lol.

Loading seems to be taking a while.

Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.