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  2. 1 hour ago
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    In a previous school the textiles teacher sewed 🧵 up the my skirt on my work dress 👗 when it ripped. While I hid in her cupboard in my undies.

  3. 56 minutes ago

    BBC Newsroom South East reporter interviewing homeless man: Reporter: “would you use a shelter?” Man: “Yes, definitely. Can you tell me where they are? Do you know where it is?” Reporter: “No...” Why did that part of the interview go out?

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    I got in trouble over the intercom for using my cell phone while pumping gas at the station.

  7. 37 minutes ago

    That’s the 5.31 from GC to Greenwich Ct in case u misunderstood

  8. 9 hours ago

    And, this ladies and gentlemen, is the product of the . and outright ridiculous. Seems she not only has a nasty tongue when speaking to her son, but also has moved over to the classification of bully all by herself.

  9. 2 hours ago

    Why do I always look like a mess in all of the photos on a night out?! 🙄🤦🏼‍♂️

  10. 19 hours ago
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    Not sure what would be more embarrassing. The coming out of the locker room for the second period or not coming out and going home. I say go home and don’t waste our time.

  11. It's unbelievable the things you hear players parents in the stands say, and they make sure everyone can hear them

  12. 4 hours ago

    I definitely have the world record for always cutting it too close when walking and always running into walls/doors

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    Where is Celtics statement of condoning there fans actions of threatening messages???

  14. 2 hours ago

    like watching a Sunday league team

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    Quite frankly, I'm appalled at the behaviour of this Councillor. You should be ashamed of yourself you're setting a great example aren't you?

  16. Dec 31

    Derek Dooley gonna call some trash next year too for Kelly B?

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    Cheering for the 'dawgs, but they sure showed their asses talking all that smack and getting their hats handed to them.

  18. 31 Dec 2018
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    Dear Stan get a clue OPEC has flooded the market AB cant get CND crude to market CND oil down to $32 a barrel What part of that does you Gov want to take responsibility for? Collusion with OPEC? Killing AB oil industry? Crashing CND energy market?

  19. If Theresa May begs the EU for concessions in the woods and nobody is there, does she make a sound?

  20. gotta do whatcha gotta do, sis🤷‍♀️ i have a coworker who says when he goes out in college towns, he says hes a doctor🙄😂

  21. 4 hours ago

    Playing dares with my son in an Indian restaurant. Thrilled I managed to get my super fussy 7 yr old to try popadom & tikka sauce. But I did have to stand & floss in front of the staff 😳.

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