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  1. 14 Jul 2016

    was live, people were getting bare creative, it even made it to the news LOL

  2. 4 May 2016

    After my first run in with Maajid and his army of trolls I am thankful for @OttomanAkh and his . Cheers, Akhi.

    1 like
  3. 17 Mar 2016
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    with the help of the almighty allah you will reform many Muslims

  4. 29 Dec 2015
    Replying to

    It's the grey streaks, gotta be that. May your pomade not wash off your hands easlily. Delayed

    1 like
  5. 27 Dec 2015

    May the cold side of your pillow be clammy and a touch uncomfortable

  6. 27 Dec 2015

    . May someone spoil your enjoyment of The Force Awakens by revealing that Kylo Ren is Lumpy.

    1 like
  7. 27 Dec 2015

    May your desserts be served to you always at sub-optimal temperatures... 😡

    1 like
  8. 27 Dec 2015

    May your weekends be always a bit too short... :p :)

    1 like
  9. 27 Dec 2015
    Replying to

    . May you have to listen to Christmas songs after December 25!

    1 like
  10. 27 Dec 2015

    May you spend the rest of eternity with your socks never matching up

    2 likes
  11. 27 Dec 2015

    Check out for some pretty good gag comments.

    A hail of hatred falls on moderate Muslim Maajid Nawaz, Internet fights back with humor
  12. 27 Dec 2015

    Bitter Islamists pray against . Twitter strikes back

    1 retweet 3 likes
  13. 26 Dec 2015
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    @aapatel947 @kamrsa1 May Allah curse majiid with a broken toilet at Sam's place

  14. 25 Dec 2015
    Replying to

    may your Christmas greeting be met with hysterical accusations of

  15. 25 Dec 2015

    May your iPhone be stuck in landscape mode for extended periods of time

    2 likes
  16. 24 Dec 2015

    May you enter a strip club not owned by some angry dude who films you acting a fool loll

  17. 24 Dec 2015

    May your back be itchy, and your arms too short!

  18. 24 Dec 2015
    Replying to

    may u get so rekt that ur head becomes a rektangle

    1 like
  19. 24 Dec 2015

    My oatmeal was soupy this a.m. One of the curses leveled at you must have gotten misdirected to me. :

    1 like
  20. 24 Dec 2015

    Every so often, Twitter proves why it's one of the 7 wonders of the modern world. And this week it's

    3 retweets 4 likes

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