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  1. Oct 5

    He kinda looks like the evil villain in an anime about kindergarteners 🤣

  2. Oct 4

    It is my lovely daughter's birthday. We are out for brunch. Then we are having a takeaway for dinner. So, somehow, that's two birthday meals.

  3. Oct 7

    Inset day at school, so we’ve had an autumnal walk and a fry-up. 🍳 🥓

  4. Oct 4

    It's amazing how my kids can be bored, destructive maniacs who will calm down for nothing... But I just walk over to the TV, sit down and start playing Mario Galaxy, and within a level or two, everyone shuts up and starts watching the game.

  5. Oct 4
  6. Oct 3

    Yeah you’re really WORKING on fixing the situation...🙄 You’re fixing your relationship with an abusive alcoholic drug addict jail bird and not your own daughter.

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  7. Oct 3

    Sometimes when a 2nd tree is not available and your baby girl requires a hammock on a nice fall day ... a dad does what a dad has got to do. Yes I know the pink blanket to block the sun was a nice touch.

  8. Oct 4

    My child is going to be 3 next month and you can’t even provide a car seat 😂😂

  9. Oct 6

    Can’t wait to get off work tomorrow and see my best bud.

  10. Oct 3

    Had a little turd attached to my hip once got outta school yesterday 😆

  11. Replying to

    just dropped off jake at soccer training 😂💪

  12. Oct 5

    I just walked through a lego-strewn room after a beer and didn't step on ONE SINGLE LEGO WHERE IS MY MEDAL 🏅🏅🏅

  13. Oct 6
    Replying to

    in his book - which is what matters 😉

  14. Oct 6

    in love with Nick from 16 & pregnant....omg he’s he’s an amazing dad and person!! Legit cried watching him and Madisen together❤️. This is going to be a great season!

  15. Sep 30

    Me: can you bring home made apple cinnamon cake to school for a snack? 6yo: no Me: want cake on your sandwich? 6yo: 🥳

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  17. Oct 1

    goes to Pierson for this creative way to handle the tooth fairy “forgetting” to come.

  18. Oct 7
    Replying to

    😭😭😭 I can't disagree mate. However, you will grow to love the noise, whilst trying to comfort the kids from screaming with fear that they are under attack and daddy took them to a war zone. 🏆🥇😂

  19. Sep 29

    YOU BETTER DEFEND YO SON BABY!

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