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    It's never good to compare your child's milestones to others, or what you read in books. Until you Google "average vocabulary at 23 months" and discover your kid knows about 5x the average. Then it's the only thing to do.

  2. 5 uur geleden

    My son just threw a cookie towards no one and said "catch!" I'm not holding my breath for a college scholarship.

    3 antwoorden 3 retweets 9 vind-ik-leuks
  3. 6 uur geleden

    You don't really see the true value of your knowledge of Pig Latin until you're a parent and find yourself having a covert conversation to determine how much "Aniel-Day Iger-Tay" your toddlers have already watched today.

    4 antwoorden 3 retweets 19 vind-ik-leuks
  4. 7 uur geleden

    Daily Dad Joke! What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? Attire

    4 retweets 8 vind-ik-leuks
  5. 8 uur geleden

    Me and my little guy having a debate over the applications of advanced mathematics and gravitational physics as applied to modern rocket science. ...At least that was my interpretation of the events. Happy Friday everyone!

    13 antwoorden 5 retweets 82 vind-ik-leuks
  6. 9 uur geleden

    “A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...where everything didn’t smell like a diaper...” -Star Wars, edition

    3 retweets 9 vind-ik-leuks
  7. 11 uur geleden

    Asking my toddler to go get me something is a lot like ordering something from Amazon without using Prime. Like yea, I'll probably get it at some point, but odds are that by the time that I do I'll forget why I needed it in the first place.

    4 retweets 31 vind-ik-leuks
  8. 12 uur geleden

    is keeping new parents more than ever before!

    11 retweets 8 vind-ik-leuks
  9. 13 uur geleden

    If a toddler throws a tantrum in the middle of the woods and there’s no one there to hear them, does a judgmental, middle-aged woman still roll her eyes?

    3 antwoorden 7 retweets 39 vind-ik-leuks
  10. 13 uur geleden

    NEW post! Top 5 Activities | Family Fun in

    2 antwoorden 9 retweets 9 vind-ik-leuks
  11. 14 uur geleden

    Considering changing my doorbell ring to “Welcome to the Jungle” in order to adequately warn visitors what they’re in for.

    3 retweets 12 vind-ik-leuks
  12. 14 uur geleden

    Huge respect for Fabian Delph putting family first. You will never see your first birth again and although I've never been in a world cup, being there for the birth of my son was the greatest human experience ever.

    13 antwoorden 95 retweets 590 vind-ik-leuks
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  13. 29 jun.

    My toddler has mastered the art of the teenage tantrum where she runs upstairs crying,slams her door & plops down face first into her bed & sobs uncontrollably. Is this a preview of things to come? All I asked her to do was put her pjs on & brush her teeth.

    9 antwoorden 9 retweets 59 vind-ik-leuks
  14. 28 jun.

    They're fiery! 🐲🔥 New

    2 antwoorden 10 retweets 17 vind-ik-leuks
  15. 28 jun.

    "We get 18 delicious summers with our children. This is one of your 18. If that's not perspective, I don't know what is." -Jessica Scott

    11 retweets 16 vind-ik-leuks
  16. 28 jun.

    If this is your picture of a “family fun” evening, then things need to change. Multiple people doing different things within the same space is not a form of bonding and growing the family as one.

    1 antwoord 8 retweets 10 vind-ik-leuks
  17. 28 jun.

    I want to believe that if I just keep putting my toddlers unmatched socks back through the laundry, eventually, they'll find their match. It's like an epic love story, but starring... socks.

    7 antwoorden 10 retweets 63 vind-ik-leuks
  18. 28 jun.

    Since I've been on a work trip, my wife has: --Dealt with 2 figuring out how to escape his crib --Gotten our foster baby treatment for pink eye --Kept 4 kids under 8 alive --Done it all with love. So, when do we just let moms run the world?

    12 antwoorden 22 retweets 214 vind-ik-leuks
  19. 26 jun.

    A donation is made when you download this app! 🐼❤️ New 👇🏼

    8 retweets 19 vind-ik-leuks
  20. 26 jun.

    When it explodes up the front and out the back of the diaper and connects at the shoulder, and shows no true beginning or end, it’s called a Poop Loop.

    2 antwoorden 7 retweets 30 vind-ik-leuks

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