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  1. 1 minuut geleden

    It's never good to compare your child's milestones to others, or what you read in books. Until you Google "average vocabulary at 23 months" and discover your kid knows about 5x the average. Then it's the only thing to do.

  2. 5 uur geleden

    My son just threw a cookie towards no one and said "catch!" I'm not holding my breath for a college scholarship.

  3. 6 uur geleden

    You don't really see the true value of your knowledge of Pig Latin until you're a parent and find yourself having a covert conversation to determine how much "Aniel-Day Iger-Tay" your toddlers have already watched today.

  4. 7 uur geleden

    Daily Dad Joke! What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? Attire

  5. Me and my little guy having a debate over the applications of advanced mathematics and gravitational physics as applied to modern rocket science. ...At least that was my interpretation of the events. Happy Friday everyone!

  6. 9 uur geleden

    “A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...where everything didn’t smell like a diaper...” -Star Wars, edition

  7. 11 uur geleden

    Asking my toddler to go get me something is a lot like ordering something from Amazon without using Prime. Like yea, I'll probably get it at some point, but odds are that by the time that I do I'll forget why I needed it in the first place.

  8. 12 uur geleden
  9. 13 uur geleden

    If a toddler throws a tantrum in the middle of the woods and there’s no one there to hear them, does a judgmental, middle-aged woman still roll her eyes?

  10. 13 uur geleden
  11. 14 uur geleden

    Considering changing my doorbell ring to “Welcome to the Jungle” in order to adequately warn visitors what they’re in for.

  12. 14 uur geleden

    Huge respect for Fabian Delph putting family first. You will never see your first birth again and although I've never been in a world cup, being there for the birth of my son was the greatest human experience ever.

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  13. 29 jun.

    My toddler has mastered the art of the teenage tantrum where she runs upstairs crying,slams her door & plops down face first into her bed & sobs uncontrollably. Is this a preview of things to come? All I asked her to do was put her pjs on & brush her teeth.

  14. 28 jun.
  15. 28 jun.

    "We get 18 delicious summers with our children. This is one of your 18. If that's not perspective, I don't know what is." -Jessica Scott

  16. 28 jun.

    If this is your picture of a “family fun” evening, then things need to change. Multiple people doing different things within the same space is not a form of bonding and growing the family as one.

  17. 28 jun.

    I want to believe that if I just keep putting my toddlers unmatched socks back through the laundry, eventually, they'll find their match. It's like an epic love story, but starring... socks.

  18. 28 jun.

    Since I've been on a work trip, my wife has: --Dealt with 2 figuring out how to escape his crib --Gotten our foster baby treatment for pink eye --Kept 4 kids under 8 alive --Done it all with love. So, when do we just let moms run the world?

  19. 26 jun.
  20. 26 jun.

    When it explodes up the front and out the back of the diaper and connects at the shoulder, and shows no true beginning or end, it’s called a Poop Loop.

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