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One of the things that my wife loves (read:annoyed) about me is my
#dadjokes and#lamejokes Came up with a riddle. "Macam mana nak kenal Highway LATAR dengan lebih mendalam?" "Taktau" "Kena drive reverse" "Why?" "Supaya kita tau latar belakang dia" Share your jokes!Prikaži ovu nit -
Why do ducks make great detectives? They always quack the case.
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“I tell dad jokes, but I don’t have any kids. I guess I’m a Faux Pa.”
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#Rover bossed the#schoolrun amongst the Jukes, Qashkais and CMaxxs. Kids loved it. Dads loved it. Mums perplexed. Wife hiding.#GeoffBuysCars#dadjokes#Dadwinpic.twitter.com/va6syZhPoY
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I told my wife I was going to make a bike out of spaghetti. She couldn’t believe it when I rode “pasts”
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Killing those
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How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.
#dadjokes an oldie but a goldie pic.twitter.com/qblDn8Hken
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Vincent van Gogh walks into a bar, and the bartender asks him if he'd like a drink. "No thanks," he responds, "I've got one 'ere."
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Guilford College Starbucks back at it with
#dadjokes pic.twitter.com/1OZ6XEsck5 – mjesto: Starbucks
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Man, I can’t stop going back to that wonderful shabbat bread my friend made for me. Does that make her my challah back girl?


#dadjokes But seriously, that bread is fucking delicious. I might be addicted.
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Q:Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? A: He couldn't see himself doing it.
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Doctors in Florida just discovered the cure for the Corona virus is Limes Disease.
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It’s stuff like this that makes me glad I didn’t have a father.
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What do you call a drunk bloke with super powers? Stupor Man.
#punoclock#dadjokes pic.twitter.com/tsOefzmda4
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