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    Pro Tip: A solid way to judge your at the office is to look around and see how many people put their headphones on after the punchline.

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    I told my wife I was going to make a bike out of spaghetti. She couldn’t believe it when I rode “pasts” 😂

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    It’s stuff like this that makes me glad I didn’t have a father.

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    What do you call a drunk bloke with super powers? Stupor Man.

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