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  1. Jan 4

    Why are playing in Berlin the night I LEAVE?

  2. Jan 3

    One of the Most Egregious Unfairnesses of Advancing Age is that it becomes possible to "sleep wrong." One would think that being able to sleep at all is Sleeping Right, but no. I "slept wrong" last night and woke up with a summonabinch of a backache. Or upper butt ache.

  3. 20 hours ago
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    It was going so well and then half the sodding lot fell off the probe just as I got ready to pull it out.

  4. 27 Dec 2018
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    A govt by ginya engenders & on the people

  5. Jan 1

    Rabbi Avraham Chazan of Girona wrote at the close of a Dark Age: Tichleh Shana V'Kileloteha, Tachel Shana U'virkoteha May the year and its come to an end. May the year and its begin. May this also be true for all of us, for you, for me in #2019

  6. Dec 31

    It appears that everything eaten during in-betweeny time does actually count.

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    Such a good one

  8. Jan 2
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    The orange tip of my bottle of jam really gives the game away for me.

  9. 26 Dec 2018
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    These days, it's heard and are being collected for a New Year gift to Modiji ,for he desërves no leśs.

  10. Jan 1

    Explore the darker side of human nature a la American Horror Story books on sale NOW until 1-1-19 Use the code SEY50 for 50% off during promotion! Like Big Book of Silly Little Curses and Snarky Bar Toasts

  11. Dec 31
  12. 29 Dec 2018

    "Move the camera yes yes that's a fuckin excellent idea!!" 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.....dead

  13. 30 Dec 2018

    you are a gross incompetent and will retire a welfare queen, sucking the tit of your speakership failure for decades. I wish the worst for you.

  14. Jan 2

    Cure yourself of Use this kit -- Start with "Thou" and proceed with one word from each of the three columns. Plurify when necessary. The need to plurify will arise quite frequently. for 🤣

  15. 29 Dec 2018
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  16. 29 Dec 2018

    Well played.

  17. 1 minute ago

    Els reis ja són aquí, nous reptes, a quin t'apuntes, quin regales? -hi en L' Empordà

  18. 12 hours ago
  19. Jan 3

    The Blessings for Obedience and The Curses for Disobedience by Minister Lee Rice MinLeeRice MinisterLeeRice Blessings

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