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  1. Apr 11
  2. Apr 13
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    yes! There are no s 😂😂😂😂

  3. Apr 11
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    Oh hell no! I have up smoking and drinking never my coffee!

  4. Apr 12
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    I really have to get into a better habit of reading my tweets before

  5. Apr 10
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    Weird words and misspellings courtesy of iPhone autocorrect

  6. Apr 15
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    Coffee- whole milk or half & half. Tea - honey - as is (coffee, half n half, chocolate)

  7. Apr 15
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  8. Apr 10

    Bought some grass-fed butter made w/ Himalayan Sea Salt to make . Wow! I love it!

  9. Apr 15

    Misusing twitter as cheat sheet (can I search my tweets?), Cohen’s d = log(OR) × ( sqrt(3) / π )

  10. Apr 17

    I really want some this morning. But I have no idea what I've done with my perclator. Yep. I've lost a whole perclator in my house. Help! 🥴🥴🥴 😢🤣🤣

  11. Apr 15

    I should probably stop hitting bed at 3AM and waking up at 5,30.

  12. Apr 14
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    i surely do

  13. Apr 15

    I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been pulled over. Too many to count. I get pulled over less when I got rid of my license plate(seriously). Recently, the cop saw my arm in a sling and said there’s no way I could have put that on so fast & gave me pity, not a ticket.

  14. Apr 14
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    I just spit out my

  15. Apr 16
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    See how he did that? He made a mistake, then corrected it? We're a far way away from the days when the White House insisted was a word.

  16. Apr 14

    (R.-Miss) congratulates USAF reserves for their anniversary. Posts a photo with Russian Sukhoi SU-34 🤦‍♀️ in response would be like: "It's a sign! Trump foreveeeee! !"

  17. Apr 13
  18. Apr 17

    Auto-generated type looks suspiciously close to covfefe

  19. Apr 11

    Watching the with my GF when she suddenly says: "looks like Matsuyama is winning but I am rooting for Schauffefe"

  20. Apr 11

    Biden should tweet . I want to see how FOX would react.

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