Search results
  1. Apr 11

    This 💯 needs to come to fruition.

    1 like
  2. Apr 13
    Replying to

    yes! There are no s 😂😂😂😂

    3 likes
  3. Apr 11
    Replying to

    Oh hell no! I have up smoking and drinking never my coffee!

    1 like
  4. Apr 12
    Replying to

    I really have to get into a better habit of reading my tweets before

    1 like
  5. Apr 10
    Replying to

    Weird words and misspellings courtesy of iPhone autocorrect

    2 likes
  6. Apr 15
    Replying to

    Coffee- whole milk or half & half. Tea - honey - as is (coffee, half n half, chocolate)

  7. Apr 15

    Once a always a , thanks for the

    2 replies . 1 retweet 19 likes
    Show this thread
    Show this thread
  8. Apr 10

    Bought some grass-fed butter made w/ Himalayan Sea Salt to make . Wow! I love it!

    1 like
  9. Apr 15

    Misusing twitter as cheat sheet (can I search my tweets?), Cohen’s d = log(OR) × ( sqrt(3) / π )

    2 replies . 2 likes
  10. Apr 17

    I really want some this morning. But I have no idea what I've done with my perclator. Yep. I've lost a whole perclator in my house. Help! 🥴🥴🥴 😢🤣🤣

    1 like
  11. Apr 15

    I should probably stop hitting bed at 3AM and waking up at 5,30.

    1 reply . 1 like
  12. Apr 14
    Replying to

    i surely do

  13. Apr 15

    I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been pulled over. Too many to count. I get pulled over less when I got rid of my license plate(seriously). Recently, the cop saw my arm in a sling and said there’s no way I could have put that on so fast & gave me pity, not a ticket.

    Raise your hand if you're a white person who's been pulled over by cops multiple times and NEVER been asked to step out of your vehicle. I'm just trying to see something
    Show this thread
  14. Apr 14
    Replying to

    I just spit out my

    1 reply . 1 like
  15. Apr 16
    Replying to

    See how he did that? He made a mistake, then corrected it? We're a far way away from the days when the White House insisted was a word.

    1 reply . 8 likes
  16. Apr 14

    (R.-Miss) congratulates USAF reserves for their anniversary. Posts a photo with Russian Sukhoi SU-34 🤦‍♀️ in response would be like: "It's a sign! Trump foreveeeee! !"

  17. Apr 13

    Dang it. @ West Side, San Antonio

  18. Apr 17

    Auto-generated type looks suspiciously close to covfefe

  19. Apr 11

    Watching the with my GF when she suddenly says: "looks like Matsuyama is winning but I am rooting for Schauffefe"

    1 reply . 1 retweet
  20. Apr 11

    Biden should tweet . I want to see how FOX would react.

    2 likes

No results.

Loading seems to be taking a while.

Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.