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Emmett: *holds kitchen tongs* Let's play a game. I'll be the alligator and you be the frog. Your job is to run away before I catch you. *snaps tongs*
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It must have been fun in the basement last night
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So glad Santa spent money on Christmas gifts when all my kid wants to play with are plastic bottles
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Maverick is supposed to be taking a nap, but he’s been laying in bed making fart noises for the last 30 minutes
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These boys have my whole heart.
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Help we are about to run out of gas in below zero weather while attempting to have a fun day snow mobiling. I do this stuff so I don’t miss out on memories as a
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Congratulations you guys! That is fantastic! Wishing you a safe delivery and healthy baby!
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My son just threw up all over me. Like all over me. I have noodles in my hair. And I don’t even care because it was so pitiful and there was not a thing I could do about it.
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It’s not a fun Saturday night until you have 9 teenage boys sleeping in the basement on three air mattresses with two tv’s and fortnite!!!
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It’s official
#boymom it is! Baby boy Miller #3 will arrive July 1! https://www.instagram.com/p/BsPBotEgpEzqh8NI7NyoAZ-TR2TYR-lcA48y0c0/?utm_source=ig_twitter_share&igshid=1linlpql5lati … -
Friend: How’s [son] doing? Me: He’s outside trying to chop a tree down with a shovel. Friend: So..better.
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Everyone: You have 3 boys? Now you need a girl! Me: I love babies, but I've done the math. 1 more baby is still 1 more pregnancy/labor, apx. 6 months of shitty sleep, and another 3-4 years for my career. But I love babies!! Everyone: *wishing they didn't say anything*
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I really thought parenting would involve a lot more “I love you” and a lot less “Put your penis away.”
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Well I did it and it took about 5 hours! My back hurts. My hands are blistered but my baby boy is full of joy! Few more days and we can add fish

#boymom I neee a massage. Wow! pic.twitter.com/Yat5c9LErE
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When your boys now refer to their bottoms as butt cannons...
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This year we had a
@LEGO_Group tree and it inspired me to write about the gift of being a#boymom Enjoy
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My drive home would’ve been a few minutes faster but we stopped to look at the construction trucks at
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I had a nightmare last night that my sons 1000 piece Lego box fell off the shelf. I woke up this morning to find out it wasn't a dream.
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I have seen both!
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