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  1. 17 hours ago

    My 5 year old decided to tell me “sorry I was on the toilet for a long time. I was playing fortnite and forgot I was pooping..” why are boys so weird?

  2. 15 hours ago

    Emmett: *holds kitchen tongs* Let's play a game. I'll be the alligator and you be the frog. Your job is to run away before I catch you. *snaps tongs*

  3. 17 hours ago

    It must have been fun in the basement last night

  4. 13 hours ago

    So glad Santa spent money on Christmas gifts when all my kid wants to play with are plastic bottles

  5. 19 hours ago

    Maverick is supposed to be taking a nap, but he’s been laying in bed making fart noises for the last 30 minutes 🤦🏼‍♀️

  6. 21 hours ago

    These boys have my whole heart. ♥️

  7. Help we are about to run out of gas in below zero weather while attempting to have a fun day snow mobiling. I do this stuff so I don’t miss out on memories as a plus we just had.…

  8. Jan 4
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    Congratulations you guys! That is fantastic! Wishing you a safe delivery and healthy baby! ❤️

  9. Jan 3

    My son just threw up all over me. Like all over me. I have noodles in my hair. And I don’t even care because it was so pitiful and there was not a thing I could do about it.

  10. 9 hours ago

    It’s not a fun Saturday night until you have 9 teenage boys sleeping in the basement on three air mattresses with two tv’s and fortnite!!!

  11. 12 hours ago
  12. 26 Dec 2018

    Friend: How’s [son] doing? Me: He’s outside trying to chop a tree down with a shovel. Friend: So..better.

  13. Jan 3

    Everyone: You have 3 boys? Now you need a girl! Me: I love babies, but I've done the math. 1 more baby is still 1 more pregnancy/labor, apx. 6 months of shitty sleep, and another 3-4 years for my career. But I love babies!! Everyone: *wishing they didn't say anything*

  14. Jan 2

    I really thought parenting would involve a lot more “I love you” and a lot less “Put your penis away.”

  15. Dec 31

    Well I did it and it took about 5 hours! My back hurts. My hands are blistered but my baby boy is full of joy! Few more days and we can add fish 🐟 🐠 I neee a massage. Wow!

  16. 16 hours ago

    When your boys now refer to their bottoms as butt cannons...

  17. Jan 3
  18. Jan 3

    My drive home would’ve been a few minutes faster but we stopped to look at the construction trucks at

  19. Jan 2

    I had a nightmare last night that my sons 1000 piece Lego box fell off the shelf. I woke up this morning to find out it wasn't a dream.

  20. Jan 2
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    I have seen both!

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