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  1. 5 hours ago
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    Even if they paid me to take one of there flights, offered me a suitcase full of clothes and a new handbag I still wouldn’t be tempted

  2. 19 hours ago

    Slipped on wet floor, knee on ice

  3. 3 hours ago

    Hoping for absolutely no giant killing today, no "the magic of the cup", no Postmen scoring and certainly no "best Saturday of the year"

  4. 12 hours ago

    I got sick of wearing my heart on my sleeve so I tore my sleeve off. Turns out I had a sleeve tattoo of hearts.

  5. 4 hours ago
  6. 22 hours ago

    why did you cancel People of Earth????? One of the best series ever and got cancelled just like that?

  7. 5 hours ago
  8. 22 hours ago

    If lurpak butter is spreadable then Maddie McCann is alive and well living on a Portuguese beach

  9. 13 hours ago

    Def tweaked my left knee last class. Had to be gentle today. And the exhaustion kicked in after an hour

  10. 1 hour ago

    "Only just found out yesterday who sean cox is" .

  11. Jan 3
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    I must have missed that bit in the fine print t's&c's from the bank that says 'or any agents authorized by the bank'

  12. Less anyone think otherwise on seeing I've tweeted to please rest assured this was done by a mischievous colleague on my phone. He shall remain nameless!!

  13. 19 hours ago

    Suggesting that will bring a socialist utopia - Realistically the elite will simply move their vast capital elsewhere. Post the UK will be so desperate to trade with anyone that worker’s rights will go further down the toilet.

  14. 23 hours ago
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    That's about it though

  15. 18 hours ago
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    Just read an excellent essay on IQ by Isaac Asimov;though his IQ when measured was off the scale he said it means nothing

  16. Jan 3
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    The little madam can have what she's given.

  17. 17 Aug 2018

    Just wanna say it’s not my actual singing, I’m just really good at acting 💁🏼‍♀️💅🏻

  18. Jan 3

    4 cokes and a tea is not really the ideal preparation for going to bed, it may be a late one! Oh look it’s 1:40am and I’ve been in bed for nearly two hours...

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  19. It’s only banter. Long time ago now but the tool still has to have it. 😂

  20. Jan 1

    The being talked about railways in Britain being subject to market forces is astounding. In a privatised cartel with govt interventions there are so many non-market variables in play that the normal rules of supply & demand do not apply.

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