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  1. "Sandy was a crazy squirrel, I mean she went in the Alaskan Bullworm's MOUTH!" -

  2. My nighttime promise to my kids "I'm way scarier than any monsters in this house."

  3. I've stayed up many a nights just not to have that downtime

  4. Now I just need a way to get over it!

  5. I think it's when I am laying down that my brain decides to relive all my bad moments

  6. Does anyone else have a hard time going to bed? Like getting ? I need with this!

  7. Red States distrust science. They think climate change is a hoax. They say the Earth is 6K yrs old. Why is the CDC in Georgia?

  8. Story Eases Children’s Bedtime Fears

  9. Turning over and seeing a holographic giant man in a sailor's outfit and a Glasgow Grin leaning over me. *recoils* *cries*

  10. i kinda fear looking under my bed and finding a clown...

  11. Afraid a squirpian will sting me in my sleep if I don't wear socks....

  12. I don't wanna wake, with a mouse on my shoulder

  13. I can't sleep with my bedroom door closed unless im not alone.

  14. Ah the life of a kid...

  15. The stage fright in my own bed...

  16. Or running up the basement stairs like there's a serial killer after turning off the lights

  17. or sprinting to your bed as you turn off the lights, covering every inch of your body with your blankets

  18. "Omg,i'll never have a bed where people can be under it" -jacob

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