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  1. 31. sij

    Without a doubt my favorite Robin Williams movie is, “Mrs. Fire”.

  2. 31. sij

    My Toyota wouldn’t start this morning, it was just coughing and spluttering. I think it must have the Corolla virus.

  3. 31. sij

    It's a 5-minute walk from my house to the pub. It's a 30-minute walk from the pub to my house. The difference is staggering.

  4. 31. sij

    I've just been told off by a member of my team because I haven't tweeted a joke for so... What's the best thing about Switzerland? Well its flag is a big plus.

  5. 31. sij

    Our current Year 11 and 13 classes may wonder about this 🤣🤣

  6. What do you call an ant that gets accidentally baked? A croissant

  7. Why was the baker so grumpy? Because they woke up on the wrong side of the bread.

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  8. Bread puns happen when you yeast expect them. This , we are raising the game with our first ever .

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  9. 31. sij

    If anyone gets an email from me about canned meat, don't open it. Its spam!

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  11. 31. sij

    I had to dump my archeologist girlfriend. She kept digging up the past.

  12. 31. sij

    How much space has just been freed up in the EU? 1GB

  13. 31. sij

    The only time Teddy Sheringham should sing in front of an audience is wearing a mask and pointing a gun!

  14. 31. sij

    I had a dizzy spell at work today. I used it on my boss and he fell down the stairs.

  15. 31. sij

    Some bloke just hit me over the head with a power tool. I was minding my own business then 'Bosch'.

  16. 31. sij

    My musical tastes have recently done a complete 180. I used to love Kanye West, now I'm into Fleur East.

  17. 31. sij

    I once won a booby prize, but was disappointed to find out there were no actual boobies involved.

  18. 31. sij

    When I was at primary school a kid in my class fell down the toilet OMG, was he OK ? No lasting damage but he did look a little flushed . . .

  19. 31. sij

    Me - I’m a member of an international chess championship Pal - Cool Me - Players compete over the internet Pal - Who are you playing now? Me - My most recent game was against my mate from Prague Pal Did you win? Me - No I lost to him, Czech mate . . .

  20. 31. sij

    BREAKING: A Nestle employee was injured when a pallet of chocolate fell more than 50 feet and crushed him A medic at the scene said the man tried in vain to attract attention but every time he shouted "The milky bars are on me" everyone just cheered

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