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Without a doubt my favorite Robin Williams movie is, “Mrs. Fire”.
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My Toyota wouldn’t start this morning, it was just coughing and spluttering. I think it must have the Corolla virus.
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It's a 5-minute walk from my house to the pub. It's a 30-minute walk from the pub to my house. The difference is staggering.
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I've just been told off by a member of my team because I haven't tweeted a joke for
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#BadJokeFriday Our current Year 11 and 13 classes may wonder about this
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Why was the baker so grumpy? Because they woke up on the wrong side of the bread.
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Bread puns happen when you yeast expect them. This
#BadJokeFriday, we are raising the game with our first ever#BreadJokeFriday.pic.twitter.com/UJQrtnD5EXPrikaži ovu nit -
If anyone gets an email from me about canned meat, don't open it. Its spam!
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I had to dump my archeologist girlfriend. She kept digging up the past.
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How much space has just been freed up in the EU? 1GB
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The only time Teddy Sheringham should sing in front of an audience is wearing a mask and pointing a gun!
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I had a dizzy spell at work today. I used it on my boss and he fell down the stairs.
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Some bloke just hit me over the head with a power tool. I was minding my own business then 'Bosch'.
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#badjokefriday My musical tastes have recently done a complete 180. I used to love Kanye West, now I'm into Fleur East. -
#badjokefriday I once won a booby prize, but was disappointed to find out there were no actual boobies involved. -
#badjokefriday When I was at primary school a kid in my class fell down the toilet OMG, was he OK ? No lasting damage but he did look a little flushed . . . -
#badjokefriday Me - I’m a member of an international chess championship Pal - Cool Me - Players compete over the internet Pal - Who are you playing now? Me - My most recent game was against my mate from Prague Pal Did you win? Me - No I lost to him, Czech mate . . . -
BREAKING: A Nestle employee was injured when a pallet of chocolate fell more than 50 feet and crushed him A medic at the scene said the man tried in vain to attract attention but every time he shouted "The milky bars are on me" everyone just cheered
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