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  2. 7h

    Labour avoided paying tax on £4.3 million worth of profits in 2015.

    Despite Govt claims of cracking down on tax dodgers, confirm tax avoidance is clearly continuing on.
    2 replies . 20 retweets 18 likes
  3. 1h

    When all your friends are like “oh if you ever need anything let me know” ok well I need something and no one will do it and I’m offering to pay 🙄 who are my real friends really 😂

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  4. 1h

    Shout-out to the woman on the left who cannot keep a straight face because is just SO . 😂 You are my spirit animal.

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  5. Nov 2

    I saw the Simpson Fox eating a Simpson squirrel today... I guess they don't get along

    2 replies . 4 retweets 57 likes
  6. Nov 4

    Larry David making a joke about hitting on women in concentration camps

    26 replies . 54 retweets 222 likes
  7. 51m

    Just to about to go raiding in with the crew but word is there is funeral on

    1 reply . 1 retweet 3 likes
  8. 14h

    Welp, that’s gonna be all kinds of 😳

    1 reply . 7 retweets 26 likes
  9. 7h

    That awkward moment when you're in the elevator with the really obese lady & she catches you looking at the weight limit sign!

    1 reply .
  10. 12h

    Today, someone congratulated me on being lucky enough to "have a piece". It was both the first and last sentence she said to me.

    2 replies . 7 likes
  11. 3h

    My father shared one of pictures while stating that cliff was my fiancé. Even though we aren't technically engaged yet.

    2 replies .
  12. Nov 3

    One of the most things about for me is because it is so hard sometimes to just talk and get enough air for volume control.

    3 replies . 30 retweets 30 likes
  13. Nov 3

    That moment when you've been texting sweet little nothings to your wife all thru the night only to realize they went to your mom.

    2 replies . 8 likes
  14. 22h

    TWITTER HE WASNT A CATFISH AND THIS US ALL YOUR FAULT FOR ENCOURAGING ME 😫

    9 replies . 19 likes
  15. 19h

    1st counselor: I forgot to announce the opening prayer, would Dylan come say it? Random guy in the back: Dylan is on a mission

    1 reply . 1 retweet 6 likes
  16. 2h

    was yesterday for singing waiters gig - Kim and Clem say hello!!They said I was better on the bar also....

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  17. Nov 4

    When you accidentally iMessage someone you’re the line manager of, when the intended recipient is your spouse (and you work in HR).

    4 replies . 1 retweet 7 likes
  18. Nov 4

    What’s the Arabic word for “Karma?” 😂🤣😂🤣😂

    . You are a disgrace not only to the GOP but to all America. Withdraw from the U.S presidential race as you will never win.
    6 replies . 15 retweets 25 likes
  19. Nov 4

    . I've just had a text thanking me for a present I got someone when I went to their party. I didn't get them anything. Do I..

    5 replies . 3 retweets 6 likes
  20. Oct 27

    Me online vs me irl

    5 replies . 3 retweets 41 likes
  21. Oct 27

    Thought in Scotland an empty was a good thing

    4 replies . 6 retweets 25 likes

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