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  1. Feb 12

    Or, back in this universe, Tories find it very odd that a supposed 'Equalities Conference' should go out of its way to discriminate based on someone's gender and race!? "We want equality for ALL, so no white blokes allowed"! Very "progressive" Owen...

  2. 30 Jun 2014

    When summer breaks up with him for the 18th consecutive time

  3. 3 Jul 2015

    €4 for chips in and there are 9 chips in total. Yep 9 chips

  4. Jun 27

    Tweeting for some one or writing a Facebook status for them has become a legitimate favour. I was told by someone that I shouldn’t forget their “Ehsaan” as they once wished me on Facebook.

  5. 17 Dec 2015

    mr luna: is that a monkey on your binder? me: it is a sloth mr luna: what is a sloth?

  6. May 25

    stopped off at services and paid £2 for a bottle of Ribena. Didn’t know you hired highway men.

  7. . cancelled on me yet again as I was literally walking out the office.

  8. Jan 3
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    I think you’re not a real adult, not a real president, not a real leader. As we grow older we should learn to be adult in the things we say and do, considering our words. I don’t know what you are, but it’s not a real leader.

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  10. Jul 25
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    movement would like to thank you. Because of your ignorance, we will grow even faster. ?

  11. Jul 25

    I can’t believe some of the constituencies’ results. Its a real eye opener. Like we live in a delusion I swear!

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  12. Jul 25
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    No soy fan del y menos de pero el que no crea que sea o haya sido el mejor del Madrid esta

  13. Jul 24

    Funny, can you also report the cost of getting knifed or acid thrown on you in London as well? Asking for a friend. ?

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    Thank you! Red is what we want😂👍 😹

  15. Jul 21

    Interesting letter in this week’s - here’s an idea Charlotte, how about instead of emptying our litter before chucking it, we just find a bin and pop it in there!? 🤦🏻‍♂️

  16. Jul 21
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    She’s got competition

  17. Jul 20

    Officially told on a recorded call with that customer service goes out the window on Prime Day! Apparently you are rewarded enough! Just send faulty goods out and waste peoples time, oh and now the price has increased! ?

  18. Jul 18
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  19. Jul 17
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    I, too, have trouble remembering the difference between the words "would" and "wouldn't"... 🤨

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