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  2. Jul 22

    Does anyone else have to negotiate with yourself to “adult”? Like “Okay, do a load of laundry, make the bed, put away those towels, feed the dogs and then you can play Harry Potter Hogwarts Mystery!” No? Just me? That’s cool

    3 replies 8 retweets 69 likes
  3. Jul 23

    Late to Bed, Early to Rise, Early to Work, Tired from Work. Repeat the process for five days a week.

    7 retweets 20 likes
  4. Jul 30

    One of the perks to living alone. When it’s taco night there is no rationing the meat. I pile my ish as high as I want to!!

    12 replies 2 retweets 68 likes
  5. Jul 26

    Straight bumming it till I can afford to be cute again 🙄

    5 retweets 8 likes
  6. Jul 29

    watching my credit card utilization go under 30% and my credit score rise is a fucking turn on 😏

    1 retweet 7 likes
  7. Jul 29

    I washed, dried, and put away laundry ALL IN THE SAME DAY🙌🏻

    2 replies 1 retweet 7 likes
  8. Jul 29

    be like: work for a month, receive your salary, be excited about it and then to realize there are bills that need to be paid. After two days, you’re broke once again. And this cycle is on repeat mode.

    3 retweets 9 likes
  9. Jul 27

    *Millennial Game Show “For the 1M dollar challenge: perform normal everyday tasks of a functioning adult member of society without exclaiming on social media that you are ”. *crowd gasps

    1 reply 2 retweets 10 likes
  10. 6 hours ago

    Just got the keys to my first apartment and BOY i’m thrilled

    1 reply 1 retweet 9 likes
  11. Jul 29

    I just vacuumed rice off my child because I didn’t want to clean him

    3 replies 9 likes
  12. Jul 28

    Had ice cream for dinner

    1 reply 1 retweet 7 likes
  13. 8 hours ago

    Offering my submission for today to be one of the worst in a while. Many things lost, unexpected late turns, locked rooms, & rowdy/rude students all before 10 AM. And a RE-rejection for a grant. Because once a few weeks ago wasn’t enough? ?

    2 replies 6 likes
  14. 3 hours ago

    Good luck sa first day of work mahal.. 💕 iz real.. Hahahah!

    2 replies 9 likes
  15. 1 hour ago

    I meal prepped today. Made 2 different batches of chicken. One was honey lemon chicken and asparagus. The other was Greek chicken salad with homemade tzatziki sauce. And I made brownies. And my phone is covered in chocolate, Greek yogurt and other food items.

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  16. 4 hours ago

    is being stoked you stayed under your grocery budget. 😞🤗

    3 retweets 6 likes
  17. 5 hours ago

    we only have water and alcohol to drink

    2 replies 1 retweet 11 likes
  18. Jul 30

    Day 2 living outside of mom’s basement: bought 7 bananas. Cashier charged for 70 bananas. Concerned for future.

    17 likes
  19. 23 hours ago

    Using the phrase "life isn't fair" when the kids say.. That's not fair!

    2 replies 2 retweets 12 likes
  20. 22 hours ago

    Finally at 20 years old I did my first load of laundry

    1 reply 20 likes
  21. 13 hours ago

    The only thing I’m working on this year is my body and credit score

    1 reply 3 likes

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